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I’m not a parent but I am a pretty hands-on uncle. (That might have come out wrong.) So I’ve witnessed many, many Trump-like tantrums and stone cold “I ain’t movin'” protests from toddlers on up. They’re the worst but the worstest is when a kid…

Sales of potentially dangerous jade genital eggs on GOOP must be at an all-time low, because Gwyneth Paltrow is commenting on Justin Bieber and Hailey Baldwin’s social media behavior. That’s one way to get some press and maybe stir up sales of overpriced…

Oh, that Bill Maher. He’s gone and done it now. The man who didn’t understand that using the n-word in jest was super-problematic wrote a blog post pissing on comic book fans for overly mourning the passing of Marvel Comics icon Stan Lee. He also…

It occurred to me to write some shady shit about Jessica Chastain in hopes that she’d drop some ducats on me as she does for other complainants who come for her. She’s got people skills, huh? Ms. Chastain is a wily sort, cement in her principles minus the…

Rhinestone Pigeon! Fallen Feathers, a bird shelter in Peoria, AZ has put out a call to the owner of an opulent creature of feathery glamour who was found at an intersection while wearing an ultra luxurious rhinestone-encrusted vest. When a pigeon in some…

Mickey Mouse (90) Noah Ringer (22) Nathan Kress (26) Georgia King (32) Christian Siriano (33) Johnny Christ (34) Damon Wayans, Jr. (36) Nasim Pedrad (37) Nate Parker (39) Fabolous (41) Chloe Sevigny (44) Peta Wilson (48) Mike Epps (48) Megyn Kelly (48) Duncan…

Aren’t your eyes weeping and your lips puckering after reading that headline? A milky bowl of sour-flavored cereal will soon be a real thing in your universe. Post is coming out with Sour Patch Kids Cereal. I hope this cereal’s appearance gets side-eyes…

In an interview with the New York Times (via Vulture) about his appearance in the next Fantastic Beasts film, Jude Law revealed that he’s saddened that his and others’ work in Woody Allen’s movie A Rainy Day In New York will never be seen. Sometimes,…

According to Us Weekly, Hayden Panettiere’s friends are concerned that her current relationship with stool molester (the wooden kind) Brian Hickerson is unhealthy. Hayden’s supposedly been behaving like she’s making up for all the Spring Breaks she…

But which one wore Channing Tatum better? Former professional floor humper Channing and dancer/choreographer/actress Jenna Dewan split after nine years of marriage in September. Since then, Channing has begun mini-golfing with that woman who sings that bang…