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“Everyone’s freaking out about the great new ‘Avengers’ trailer” links

5 March 2015, 12:30 pm by: Kaiser
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Here’s the latest trailer for The Avengers: Age of Ultron. Nerds are freaking out because of The Vision. But Loki will be in this, right? [Pajiba] Chris Hemsworth’s SNL promos are awkward/funny. [OMG Blog] Lisa Rinna talks about the wine-glass throwing…
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Kim Kardashian shows off her new blonde hair in Paris: awful or awesome?

5 March 2015, 9:40 am by: Kaiser
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Okay, I wrote up everything below before we got these photos in of Kim Kardashian’s new blonde hair. Here she is in Paris (for Fashion Week) with Kanye. The blonde looks so terrible, right? And she was having such a great hair moment after her…
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Dean Sheremet did an epic tell-all about marriage, LeAnn Rimes & infidelity

5 March 2015, 8:00 am by: Kaiser
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Whoa! Dean Sheremet, LeAnn Rimes’ first husband, has given the most epic tell-all interview of his whole life. Dean was and is often praised for not “telling all” about what happened with LeAnn. He’s made a handful of smaller comments here and there…
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Dan Stevens cast as the Beast in new ‘Beauty & the Beast’: good or bad call?

5 March 2015, 7:45 am by: Kaiser
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What the hell, man? Disney’s live-action version of Beauty & the Beast is coming together, casting-wise, only the choices are… not what I would have expected. A few months ago, Emma Watson was announced as the new Belle, which is an okay choice. We were…
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Karrueche Tran tweet-dumped Chris Brown after she found out about his baby

5 March 2015, 7:35 am by: Kaiser
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Yesterday, we learned that Chris Brown had fathered a mystery baby with a mystery woman. We are living in a world where Chris Brown is the father to a baby girl, which is surely one of the signs of the apocalypse. In any case, TMZ dug up some dirt about Nia,…
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Matthew Perry admits being messy, not changing bedsheets for 3 months

5 March 2015, 7:32 am by: Bedhead
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Matthew Perry was my favorite ensemble member from Friends. I liked all of the characters except for Ross Gellar, but Perry is particularly gifted at physical comedy and feigning outrage. He’ll always be Chandler Bing (or Chanandler Bong) to me. Perry has a…
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Benedict Cumberbatch called Piers Morgan an ‘odious man’ behind his back

5 March 2015, 7:28 am by: Kaiser
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Piers Morgan is a tired old douchebag. I wish Britain would take him back, but I think we’re sort of stuck with him here in America. Can we come to some kind of agreement, Britain? We’ll keep Piers and you take half of the Kardashian-Jenner clan. How about…
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Justin Bieber’s huge muscles cover Men’s Health: hot or hilarious?

5 March 2015, 7:25 am by: Bedhead
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In a move that surely predicts the worst selling magazine issue ever, Justin Bieber covers the April issue of Men’s Health. The magazine seems to realize the futility of this editorial snafu — they titled their feature, “Why Is Justin Bieber on the Cover…
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PETA wants Derick Dillard to apologize for being a kitty-hating douchebag

5 March 2015, 7:21 am by: Kaiser
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I was about to go on a rant against PETA, but I have to bite my tongue. PETA sent out a notice and an open letter asking Derick Dillard to apologize for sledding over a small ginger kitty. My first thought was: “Why are they making a stink about that and not…
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Adam Driver: ‘I’ve had more opportunities than other people have, unjustly’

5 March 2015, 7:20 am by: Kaiser
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I don’t really have a problem with Adam Driver, I’m just not into him on a gut (or pants) level. His interviews are actually interesting and he has a nice body, but… well, I’m not into him. Still, I’m happy to see an actor “make it” in Hollywood…
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Patricia Arquette on not fixing her teeth: ‘I didn’t want to be some girl in a magazine’

5 March 2015, 7:10 am by: Celebitchy
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View image | gettyimages.com Patricia Arquette has an interview with People Magazine to promote her new CBS show, CSI: Cyber. The show premiered last night and is getting middling reviews. I’m not a fan of true crime shows or any of the CSIs but it’s got…
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Norman Reedus keeps the remains of Andrew Lincoln’s beard in his freezer

5 March 2015, 7:09 am by: Celebitchy
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View image | gettyimages.com Last month, Norman Reedus gave a video tour of his Walking Dead trailer to Entertainment Weekly. It wasn’t a look into his fabulous mobile amenities (have you seen that Celebrity Motor Homes show? Jason Mraz did the best one) so…
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