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“Mila Kunis & Ashton Kutcher are having a girl & they’re into peanuts” links

17 April 2014, 12:31 pm by: Kaiser
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Mila Kunis & Ashton Kutcher are expecting a girl. Ashton also IG’d a coupled-up photo at the World’s Largest Peanut. [Life & Style] This “Kardashian” story is so funny. [Dlisted] What a funny “joke,” bro. [IDLY] New sequel! Mrs. Doubtfire 2: Rise…
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Kim Kardashian & Beyonce’s ‘awkward’ run-in: ‘Kim was fawning all over her’

17 April 2014, 11:46 am by: Kaiser
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Here are some new photos of Kim Kardashian in Miami yesterday. I don’t really see anything to criticize regarding her clothes…? Which is unusual. This is an okay casual outfit, even bordering on “flattering.” Of course, the face is a work of a…
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Page Six: Tom Cruise & Laura Prepon are ‘secretly’ dating for real

17 April 2014, 11:05 am by: Bedhead
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Last November, we covered an amazing rumor that Tom Cruise’s lifts were “smitten” and “on cloud nine” after a hot date with Laura Prepon. The story originated in Grazia, which isn’t the most reputable gossip source. It was fun while it lasted, but…
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Benedict Cumberbatch has a secret, non-famous girlfriend, ‘sources’ claim

17 April 2014, 9:10 am by: Kaiser
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This is only the most ridiculous of speculations and a blatant attempt at a Benedict Cumberbatch click-bait. This story is even less “confirmed” than last year’s mess with Katia Elizarova (for the record though, she really wanted us to think that she was…
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Duchess Kate in a Diane Von Furstenberg ikat wrap dress: gorgeous or budget?

17 April 2014, 8:45 am by: Kaiser
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Day 2 of Duchess Kate and Prince William’s Australian leg of their grand royal tour. For the day’s activities, Duchess Kate wore something new, and something I wouldn’t I have chosen for her: a Diane Von Furstenberg ikat wrap dress. I think Kate is like…
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Lindsay Lohan’s OWN show won’t be renewed, because of crack shenanigans

17 April 2014, 8:45 am by: Kaiser
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Lindsay Lohan has been a mess for a while. Personally, I believe that she only maintained her tenuous post-rehab sobriety for a matter of days or weeks. My guess is that after one month out of her last rehab stint, she was back to boozing and cracking. But…
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Taylor Swift has an ‘intense’ list of must-haves for potential boyfriends

17 April 2014, 8:35 am by: Kaiser
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Call me crazy, but I’m sort of digging Taylor Swift’s nouveau Sex & the City thing these days. She’s got a huge loft, she’s got loads of famous friends (Karlie Kloss, Lena Dunham, Lorde) and she loves to pose for the paps in her latest cute outfit. All…
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Heidi Klum shows off her boy toy and her bewbs in Mexico (sfw)

17 April 2014, 8:05 am by: Celebitchy
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Heidi Klum, 40, is German. I know you know this, but I’m reminding you because most Germans are nudists when judged by American standards. I lived there for years and I became somewhat of a nudist too. Not to the point where I would go topless on the beach,…
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Will Pippa Middleton announce her engagement before Cressida Bonas?

17 April 2014, 7:25 am by: Kaiser
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Here are some new photos of Pippa Middleton, out and about yesterday in London. It’s become a special occasion when we get new Pippa photos these days. Immediately following her sister’s wedding, Pippa was getting pap’d on the reg, often once or twice a…
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Tom Hardy looks thinner, cleaned up at ‘Locke’ premiere: would you hit it?

17 April 2014, 7:25 am by: Kaiser
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I was in the Bat-cave when I received the Bat-signal for more blokes (the Bloke-Signal?). Luckily, Tom Hardy premiered his film Locke last night in Birmingham, England and we have the photos. We haven’t seen Tom this cleaned-up and slender in a while.…
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Gisele Bundchen was audited by the IRS after she made Forbes’ Rich List

17 April 2014, 7:25 am by: Kaiser
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Here are some photos of Gisele Bundchen shooting a commercial in Boston yesterday. The photos of Gisele in the white sweater are from the commercial shoot, and then the animal-print pants are her everyday clothes, as she’s saying goodbye to the crew. Quick…
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