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“The trailer for ‘Jupiter Ascending’ is… um… what in the world?” links

10 December 2013, 12:27 pm by: Kaiser
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Here’s the new trailer for Jupiter Ascending, starring Channing Tatum & Mila Kunis (and Sean Bean, apparently). [I’m Not Obsessed] Sarah Palin got another TV gig – she will host a new series on The Sportsman Channel. I do not have that channel. [Bitten &…
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Kim Kardashian Instagrams a side-by-side homage to Elizabeth Taylor: tacky?

10 December 2013, 11:26 am by: Kaiser
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Kim Kardashian posted this ^^ photo on her Instagram today. I guess we’re supposed to think, “OMG, Kim is just like Elizabeth Taylor!” Elizabeth was married like eight or nine times, and Kim has been married twice. Elizabeth received some of the most…
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Justin Bieber called a fan ‘a beached whale,’ told her to ‘go on The Biggest Loser’

10 December 2013, 11:17 am by: Bedhead
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Justin Bieber only manages to get worse as time progresses. Biebs has taken his international tour of terror to Perth, Australia. These are some photos from Justin’s Instagram while in Perth, and there’s a really confusing picture of him with a full…
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Brandi Glanville apologizes for her racist RHOBH comments: ‘I’m not racist!’

10 December 2013, 10:21 am by: Kaiser
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Brandi Glanville is a racist. For real. But don’t let that label fool you – this is a teachable moment, potentially for Brandi and for all celebrities of every level of fame. The basic story is that Brandi said some really racist BS when she was drunk off…
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Jennifer Aniston: ‘I feel most beautiful when I’m just at home with Justin Theroux’

10 December 2013, 9:32 am by: Kaiser
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Jennifer Aniston made her way onto one of Forbes’ many listicles. Forbes does so many analyses of Hollywood and who makes what and who’s a good deal for the studio and while I agree with much of statistical analysis, I do think there’s an X-factor,…
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Joaquin Phoenix, 39, looks happy & loved up with Allie Teilz, 19: creepy or cute?

10 December 2013, 7:29 am by: Bedhead
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Here are some pictures of Joaquin Phoenix with his DJ girlfriend, Allie Teilz, at LAX yesterday. These two lovebirds went public with their romance about a month ago. He is 39, and she is 19. It’s more than a little bit sketchy. Two decades apart is a big…
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Jason Momoa might get cast as Doomsday in ‘Batman vs. Superman’: yay or nay?

10 December 2013, 7:26 am by: Kaiser
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Lord, Jason Momoa is FINE. I can’t believe how long it’s been since we talked about Jason. As much as I would like to make him part of our permanent dong-watch rotation, the truth is that Jason usually isn’t up to much career-wise, and there really…
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Katy Perry: Losing Russell Brand sent me into a Cheetos & alcohol tailspin

10 December 2013, 7:25 am by: Bedhead
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Katy Perry covers the January issue of Marie Claire. The cover doesn’t really do her justice. I agree with much of what was said about Katy and John Mayer’s coupley Vanity Fair portraits. She is really a stunning woman, and I think she looks best when not…
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Leo DiCaprio vs Jean Dujardin at ‘Wolf of Wall St’ premiere: who would you rather?

10 December 2013, 7:24 am by: Bedhead
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Here are Leonardo DiCaprio and Jean Dujardin at the world premiere of The Wolf of Wall Street (i.e., “the height of debauchery“) in Paris. These two were the only stars to walk the red carpet with director Martin Scorsese. No Margot Robbie, no Matthew…
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Benedict Cumberbatch wears blue velvet in Berlin for ‘Smaug’: would you rub it?

10 December 2013, 7:23 am by: Kaiser
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ALL OF THE VELVET. This is second red carpet in a row that Benedict Cumberbatch has worn velvet. Is he being paid in velvet? I would pay in velvet! I WOULD PAY ALL NIGHT. Sartorially, I prefer this blue velvet (in Berlin, at the premiere of Smaug) to the…
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Britney Spears: ‘I would really like to have another baby, a girl, like a Mini-Me’

10 December 2013, 7:22 am by: Kaiser
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Britney Spears covers the January issue of InStyle Mag. I like the cover. It reminds me of Brit-Brit circa 2002, just when the wheels were coming off but no one knew how bad it would eventually get, and Britney still looked like a pert teenager. Yes, I’m…
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LeAnn Rimes releases new music video for ‘Gasoline & Matches’: silly or cute?

10 December 2013, 7:20 am by: Kaiser
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I feel like LeAnn Rimes has been taking it easy for a week or two. We had a flurry of activity around Thanksgiving, but the month of December has been relatively drama-free when it comes to LeAnn, right? Or was I not paying attention and something horrible…
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