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  • Open Post: Hosted By The Dog Who Shops For His Own Treats

    Sat 5:00pm By J Harvey
    You might be looking for something to soothe your hangover and/or calm your frazzled nerves from all of the creeping terror at hand. We’ve got you! Well, this doggie’s got you. This beautiful pooch is a big believer in DIY. All he needs is for his human to…
  • Katherine Heigl Just Can’t Catch A Break

    Sat 4:00pm By J Harvey
    Katherine Heigl just can’t seem to retrieve her career from the kitty litter box. It seems like it was only yesterday on Grey’s Anatomy that she was killing Jeffrey Dean Morgan so he could get his heart transplant, but he died anyway and everyone loved…
  • John Legend Was Complimentary About His Twitter Hacker

    Sat 3:00pm By J Harvey
    Husband of my favorite meme and Arthur the Aardvark stand-in John Legend had his Twitter hacked by a boisterous wit, who is right now probably being waterboarded by the IRS for using John’s twitter to threaten POTUS. The hacker also expressed a fantasy about…
  • Hillary Clinton Turned Down “Dancing With The Stars”

    Sat 2:00pm By J Harvey
    Don’t expect to see an extremely familiar elder stateswoman in a glittery pantsuit busting out a lively fandango on season 456 of Dancing With The Ugh, This Show Is Still On? Hillary Clinton has turned down an invitation to compete on the z-list celebrity tv…
  • Meryl Streep’s Camp Says That Chanel’s Karl Lagerfeld Is Being Untruthful, Chanel Agrees

    Sat 1:30pm By J Harvey
    This week, withering bitchqueen of evil fashion designer, Karl Lagerfeld, claimed that Meryl Streep effed him and Chanel over by nixing an Oscar dress that he was tailoring for her. Karl’s story was that Meryl and her people informed him that they were…
  • Hot Slut Of The Day!

    Sat 12:58pm By Michael K
    Alba Nydia Díaz, actress of stage and screen, producer, television host and legend who interviewed herself on the Puerto Rican morning show Juntos en la Mañana! Kanye West, please pull up a chair in the front row and bring up the Notes app on your phone,…
  • Birthday Sluts

    Sat 8:00am By Michael K
    Carrot Top (52) Isabelle Fuhrman (20) Oliver & James Phelps (31) Lovefoxxx (33) Kimberly Caldwell (35) Maria Kanellis (35) Bert McCracken (35) Rashida Jones (41) Chelsea Handler (42) Julio Iglesias Jr. (44) Anson Mount (44) Kaskade (45) Sean Astin (46) Daniel…
  • Night Crumbs

    Fri 9:29pm By Michael K
    It looks like Lana Del Rey has joined a coven of witches who are going to cast a binding spell on Trump. Well, someone has already turned Trump into a talking and rotting cheese curd, so magic exists! But I’m going to need to know if Teen Witch and La Bruja…
  • Patrick Stewart Has Gone Through Most Of His Life Thinking That He’s Got A Cut Dick

    Fri 7:42pm By Michael K
    It’s the end of the week and the best way to the begin the weekend is with a smile and the tingles, so here’s a story that’ll give you both of those things and HOW! Sir Patrick Stewart was on The Graham Norton Show with Hugh JackMeOff to promote that…
  • Amber Rose Is Being Sued For Claiming She Bought A Strip Club

    Fri 5:45pm By Allison
    While accepting the Vanguard Award at the All Def Movie Awards on Wednesday night, former stripper Amber Rose told the audience that she had bought the popular Los Angeles strip club Ace of Diamonds. Amber, who was there with former fellow stripper Blac…