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  • Open Post: Hosted By Matt McGorry’s Twerking

    42m By J Harvey
    Celebrities twerking can be as tired a pop culture phenomenon as it wants to be. Because when the hot dudebro from How To Get Away With Murder is popping that boi-pussy (I’m so sorry for typing that) in his underwear for Instagram licks, it’s more than ok.…
  • Jon Gosselin Is Now A Stripper

    2h By J Harvey
    Back when J. Harvey was a tyke and had to get a job behind the grill at Mickey D’s, his loving parents responded to his whining with an important life lesson – “there’s nobility to be found in any job, as long as you work hard and do your best.” They…
  • Amber Heard Feels That Every Closeted Gay Celebrity Should Come Out

    3h By J Harvey
    That fishy Amber Heard chick (I’m referring to her upcoming role as Queen of the Seven Seas in Justice League, of course) has an opinion about gayness in Hollywood. Proud bi Amber says come out, come out, wherever you are. (Where they are is what Leah Remini…
  • Chris Pratt Requests That You Stop Body-Shaming Him

    4h By J Harvey
    Chris Pratt is a slab of goofy hot, so I’ll do WHATEVER he requests of me… except praise his acting. Did you see Passengers? Oof. Jennifer Lawrence should have found the nearest life pod and rocketed her too-good-an-actress-for-this-shit ass off that…
  • Amanda Seyfriend Had A Baby

    1:30pm By J Harvey
    Sneaky wedding haver Amanda Seyfriend has given birth to a baby girl. People reports that Karen with the meteorological miracle boobs from Mean Girls is now a parent, alongside quickie husband Thomas Sadowski. It must be a relief not to have to smell all of…
  • Hot Slut Of The Day!

    1:29pm By Michael K
    Nina Bo’nina Brown (full name: Nina Bo’nina Banana Fofana Osama Bin Laden Brown) from the ninth season of RuPaul’s Drag Race! RuPaul’s Drag Race was back to splattering glitter, sequins and dried-up wig glue bits into our eyes last night and it has…
  • Birthday Sluts

    8:00am By Michael K
    Aretha Franklin (75) Aly Michalka (28) Ryan Lewis (29) Big Sean (29) Jason Castro (30) Katharine McPhee (33) Sean Faris (35) Danica Patrick (35) Jenny Slate (35) Lee Pace (38) Édgar Ramírez (40) Wladimir Klitschko (41) Melanie Blatt of All Saints (42)…
  • Night Crumbs

    Fri 8:56pm By Michael K
    Tom Hardy’s dog Woody visited him on the set of Peaky Blinders and easily stole the show. And apologies if you’re a dick-obsessed trick like me and read that first sentence as “Tom Hardy’s woody” before looking at the picture. I didn’t mean to give…
  • Nick Loeb Thought It Was “Classless” For Sofia Vergara To Speak Spanish Around Him 

    Fri 7:49pm By Michael K
    The dumb battle between Sofia Vergara and her chunky skid mark of an ex, Nick Loeb, is still going on. Nick is suing Sofia for the right to implant their frozen embryos (that were made when they were together) into a leased baby oven. Sofia wants the embryos…
  • The CAPTION THIS Contest For March 24th!

    Fri 6:45pm By Michael K
    Pic: Tosh.0