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  • Birthday Sluts

    2h By Michael K
    Kirk Douglas (100) McKayla Maroney (21) Simon Helberg (36) Jesse Metcalfe (38) Imogen Heap (39) Tré Cool (44) Kara DioGuardi (46) Jakob Dylan (47) Lori Greiner (47) Kurt Angle (48) Kirsten Gillibrand (50) Felicity Huffman (54) Mario Cantone (57) Donny Osmond…
  • Night Crumbs

    Thu 9:59pm By Michael K
    Emma Stone and Ryan Gosling promoted their new movie La La Land by putting their hands in cement at the TCL Chinese Theatre yesterday. Ryan Gosling is either making that face because being in that position is causing him to want to cut one and he’s…
  • Leonardo DiCaprio And Donald Trump Met Up To Talk About Climate Change

    Thu 8:35pm By Michael K
    Donald Trump made Oklahoma attorney general Scott Pruitt, who’s a climate change denier, the head of the Environmental Protection Agency, so yeah, he probably still believes that those pictures of malnourished polar bears are just Chinese actors in…
  • Madonna Went Full-Madonna During Carpool Karaoke

    Thu 6:30pm By Allison
    Madonna’s Carpool Karaoke segment aired last night as promised on The Late Late Show with James Corden. Thanks to a promo clip, we already knew she was going to attempt to twerk in James Corden’s karaoke room on wheels while cruising around NYC. Madonna…
  • The “Baywatch” Trailer Needs A Lot More Shirtless Zac Efron

    Thu 5:30pm By Allison
    Yeah, get out of there, shirt! Go find some self-conscious shark with manboobs who needs you. Zac Efron and his ripped Wrestling Champions body don’t need you. Based on the pictures taken on the Baywatch movie set last March, it looked like Zac would spend…
  • Open Post: Hosted By Courtney Stodden Bringing Christmas Demureness To A Toy Drive

    Thu 5:18pm By Michael K
    Two seconds after this picture was taken, a volunteer mistook Courtney Stodden for a life-sized Christmas Angel Precious Moments figurine that someone donated and threw her into a box. The child who gets her for Christmas is so lucky. Like most of us do, The…
  • DJ Tanner Is Leaving “The View”

    Thu 4:30pm By Allison
    “Dear Jesus, thank you for answering my prayers and getting me the heck away from this table of Clinton supporters.” If you don’t watch The View, then you might not know that co-host Candace Cameron Bure has been noticeably absent from the show lately.…
  • Welcome To The World, Jagger Baby #8!

    Thu 4:10pm By Michael K
    Mick Jagger has probably spent a giant chunk of his adult life wet humping and raw dog boning any and everything, so there may be Jagger spawn spread all over the world. That may explain why my Ancestry.com results revealed that I’ve got about 0.89% Jagger…
  • Angelina Jolie Wants Hardcore Therapy For Her Kids

    Thu 1:57pm By Michael K
    Brad Pitt’s legal team asked the judge in his child custody war with St. Angie Jolie to seal the details of their fight and stick them in a place that nobody would dare to look (under a By The Sea DVD). Yesterday, the judge turned down Brad’s request and…
  • Chet Haze Is Papa Haze Now

    Thu 12:53pm By Allison
    The last time we checked in with Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson’s human Four Loko headache of a son Chet Haze, he was apologizing for using the n-word and announcing he was going to stop doing coke and crack. That was a little over a year ago, and we have an…