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  • Birthday Sluts

    40m By Michael K
    Phoebe Cates (55) Luke Hemmings of 5 Seconds of Summer (22) Mark Indelicato (24) Alexandra Shipp (27) AnnaLynne McCord (31) Rosa Salazar (33) Jesse Jane (38) Jayma Mays (39) Jenna Lewis (41) Dorit Kemsley (42) Chris Pontius (44) Corey Feldman (47) Rain Pryor…
  • Open Post: Hosted By A Baby Peachick Peacock-ing For The First Time

    Sun 3:30pm By J Harvey
    Spread your wings and preen, little peacock! Boing Boing has taught us so much with this YouTube video. Did you know a baby peacock is called a “peachick?” Did you know “peacock” can be used as a verb? Did you know there’s some sort of farm place in…
  • John Mayer Mocked Justin Bieber And Hailey Baldwin’s Hot Tub Moment

    Sun 3:00pm By J Harvey
    Does a John Mayer-issued mockery of Justin Bieber actually cancel itself out before it can even reach Bieber because they’re both douchey? Or is the burn more potent because when even fellow douches are shading you…? “Runaways at the train…
  • Meghan Markle’s Dad Says He Could Die Soon, Wants To Reconnect With Her

    Sun 2:30pm By J Harvey
    In addition to celebrity connections, and scandalizing shoulders, Duchess Meghan brought one more item of interest with her when she married Prince Harry back in May. She brought drama-spewing family members willing to sell her ass out for fame and riches!…
  • Kat Von D Shared Her Goth Extravaganza Wedding Video On Friday The 13th

    Sun 1:49pm By Jovi
    It’s time to dose yourself in baby powder and shimmy into your black rubber pants, because Kat Von D has just dropped the goth spectacular wedding video that no one knew they asked for. Kat and Rafael Reyes (AKA Leafar Seyer because it’s beyond edgy…
  • Celebrities Signed An Open Letter In Defense Of Asia Argento

    Sun 1:34pm By J Harvey
    Ever since we lost Anthony Bourdain, trolls have been taking it out on his girlfriend, actress Asia Argento, online. They’re claiming the reportedly devastated Asia had left Anthony for another man motivating him to commit suicide, as well as allegedly using…
  • Hot Slut Of The Day!

    Sun 1:25pm By Michael K
    Ellie is a big, beautiful mound of love and talent who’s got one working eye and is 13 years old. 13 years is apparently 68-ish in Beagle years. When I’m 68 years old, the only “treat” I’ll do a trick for is a 20-something Grindr hook-up who’s into…
  • Birthday Sluts

    Sun 8:00am By Michael K
    Brigitte Nielsen (55) Olly Alexander (28) Tristan Wilds (29) Taylor Kinney (37) Laura Benanti (39) Travis Fimmel (39) Lana Parrilla (41) Ray Toro (41) Gabriel Iglesias (42) Diane Kruger (42) Jim Jones (42) Evan Marriott aka Joe Millionaire (44) Brian Austin…
  • Open Post: Hosted By High-Heel Crocs

    Sat 3:30pm By J Harvey
    Now I know PRECISELY what to get Michael K for his born day! Some fashion-forward individual at the Crocs company came up with the brilliant idea to make the sexiest shoe around even sexier. Behold, high-heel crocs! Your naughty nurse fantasy just got more…
  • Chuck E. Cheese Held Their Own Build-A-Bear “Pay Your Age” Apocalypse

    Sat 3:00pm By J Harvey
    Not since the Fyre Festival (aka Lord of the Flies for douchebags), has #Murica seen a cash-grab disaster on the scale of Build-A-Bear’s “Pay Your Age” promotion on Thursday. The scariest store at the mall (it’s like stuffed animal vivisection in…