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Amanda Bynes Arrested In NYC And Taken To Roosevelt Hospital For A Psychiatric Evaluation (UPDATE)

23 May 2013, 11:20 pm by: Michael K
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And the universe has spoken as I'm getting flashbacks to Brit Brit's 5150 situation.…
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Like A Snow-Covered Block Of Ice Wrapped In A Lace Doily...

23 May 2013, 9:55 pm by: Michael K
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My abuelita just wants to grab Nicole Kidman, lay down on a bathtub and take a shower while standing on top of her. Because the pattern of Nicole's dress is the same pattern as one of my abuelita's old rubber bathtub mats. The first woman to be made entirely…
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Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

23 May 2013, 8:04 pm by: Michael K
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This A list mostly movie actor is set to debut his new "girlfriend" just in time for Father's Day and photos of them with his family. (CDAN)…
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The End Of An Era: Intervention Canceled

23 May 2013, 7:19 pm by: Michael K
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In news that is the opposite of walking on sunshine (sleeping on the moon?), The Hollywood Reporter says that after 13 seasons and 243 interventions, A&E's Intervention will go to rehab permanently this summer. That is Vh1's cue to produce a show called…
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Afternoon Crumbs

23 May 2013, 5:31 pm by: Michael K
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I will say that Anne Hathaway's camel toe looks good in blue. Blue is really its color - The Superficial …
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The CAPTION THIS Contest For May 23rd!

23 May 2013, 4:39 pm by: Michael K
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Open Post: Hosted By Morgan Freeman Falling The Hell Asleep During An Interview

23 May 2013, 4:22 pm by: Michael K
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During an interview with Seattle's Q13 Fox News this morning, Michael Caine was trying to sell that "Now You See Me" movie like the mortgages on all his houses are due while Morgan Freeman drifted into mimi's time. Morgan didn't just doze off for a quick…
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Kim Kardashian Goes To Paris As Kanye Leaves Paris For Milan

23 May 2013, 3:38 pm by: Michael K
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Kim Kartrashian just keeps dragging her 7-month-old Kimye fetus all around the world to spend some time with Kanye West and he keeps running away from her like he's Carmen Sandiego and she's a damn ACME agent.…
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A Taylor Swift Impersonator Got Her Ass Whooped For Looking Like Taylor Swift

23 May 2013, 2:20 pm by: Michael K
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I guess having blond hair and bangs makes you a Taylor Swift impersonator, because 18-year-old British college student Xenna Kristian, who doesn't look like Taylor Swift, earns a few coins by working as a Taylor Swift impersonator. But the life of a Taylor…
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And Now, I'm Craving Some Peeps

23 May 2013, 1:05 pm by: Michael K
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While Kim Kartrashian is still dressing her knocked up body in four-sizes-too-small leather condoms and fetus-crushing girdles, Duchess Kate's knocked up ass is out there looking like a plate of deliciousness.…
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