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  • Aaron Rodgers’ Family Says He’s Avoided Them For Two Years

    49m By Allison
    Last summer we learned that football player Aaron Rodgers had stopped talking to his family, and it was maybe because his girlfriend Olivia Munn was, in the words of Tommy Wiseau, tearing them apart. Aaron Rodgers’ dad has talked about the estrangement…
  • Katherine Heigl Had A Secret Baby Almost A Month Ago

    2h By Allison
    It felt like Katherine Heigl was pregnant for way longer than the average woman is pregnant. Now we know that she did give birth, it just happened last month. Oh well, that extra time was probably appreciated by Katherine’s biggest fan Shonda Rhimes, who…
  • Hot Slut Of The Day!

    2h By Michael K
    Alexis, the heroic contestant from The Bachelor who kept it all-the-way real on last night’s episode. I haven’t watched The Bachelor for a few seasons because I realized that if I want to watch an annoying drunk mess cry about their stupid life while…
  • Birthday Sluts

    8:00am By Michael K
    Betty White (95) Connor Cruise (22) Frankie Cocozza (24) Willa Fitzgerald (26) Max Adler (31) Calvin Harris (33) Dwayne Wade (35) Ray J (36) Zooey Deschanel (37) Maksim Chmerkovskiy (37) Freddy Rodriguez (42) Lil Jon (46) Kid Rock (46) Bart Freundlich (47)…
  • Night Crumbs

    Mon 9:47pm By Michael K
    Brad Pitt showed his face at a charity event over the weekend and even though the public shit-throwing with Angelina Jolie is done (for now), I’m sure that after this picture was taken, a member of her team ripped that long cardigan off of him. Yes, it looks…
  • Who Is Hot Slut Of 2016? Vote In Round Three!

    Mon 8:25pm By Michael K
    Congratulations to the legendary Not The One hero of the Bronx Bernice Starnes for winning Round Two of the Hot Slut of the Year showdown! Bernice will go on to the grand finals  where she’ll battle it out against fellow fuck-deficient jewel, the late…
  • Orlando Bloom’s Dick Was The Star Of His Surprise 40th Birthday Party

    Mon 6:31pm By Michael K
    Katy Perry threw her man Orlando Bloom a surprise 40th birthday party at a hotel in Palm Springs, CA on Saturday night and even though Justin Theroux was there, the biggest dick in the room was the blown-up picture of Legolas’ (sadly censored) peen. Katy…
  • Miley Cyrus Threw An N.W.A.-Themed Birthday Party For Liam Hemsworth, Noah Cyrus, And Wayne Coyne

    Mon 4:49pm By Allison
    Miley Cyrus had three people in her life who were celebrating birthdays over this past week. Her little sister Noah Cyrus turned 18 on the 8th, and both her fiancé Liam Hemsworth and friend Wayne Coyne celebrated their birthdays on the 13th. Miley decided to…
  • Open Post: Hosted By Margot Robbie As Tonya Harding

    Mon 4:36pm By Michael K
    Above is a picture from 1999 of the real Tonya Harding working a Florida Tuxedo (it’s like a Canadian tuxedo but without sleeves) and a gorgeous White Rain-encrusted curling iron bang. If that picture was taken in 1994, I’d say that Tonya won the Gold…
  • Johnny Depp Is Suing His Former Business Managers For $25 Million

    Mon 3:19pm By Allison
    About a month before a judge slid a manhole cover over the open sewer that was Johnny Depp and Amber Heard’s divorce battle, Johnny demanded that Amber fork over $100,000 for his legal fees. I thought it was a little odd that a multi-millionaire like Johnny…