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  • Open Post: Hosted By McDonald’s In Japan Serving Chocolate Pumpkin Fries

    1h By J Harvey
    Ugh. It’s like that bougie ginge girl from all of the pumpkin spice memes has been brought to life by the power of our collective imagination and has infiltrated every corner of society! Either that or Japan continues to be the land of WTF (not to be…
  • Angelina Jolie Doesn’t Want Brad Pitt Charged With Child Abuse

    2h By J Harvey
    TMZ reports that alleged future Secretary-General of the United Nations (oh, like she’d turn it down!) Angelina Jolie is saying she won’t cooperate with law enforcement if they move to press child abuse charges against her ex Brad Pitt. stoner dad…
  • Here Are The First Pics Of Emma Watson In The Live-Action “Beauty & The Beast”

    3h By J Harvey
    From that perspective, the enchanted rose looks like a magical feather duster. The other Mr. Harvey is a HUGE Disney stan. So, the other night, I was sort of forced to watch the extras on the Beauty and the Beast 25th Anniversary Edition. There was this whole…
  • Kelly Osbourne And Her Dad’s Former Hairdresser/Lover Have Settled

    2:00pm By J Harvey
    Back in August, Allison posted about fragile rocker Ozzy Osbourne’s former mistress, LA hairdresser Michelle Pugh, filing a lawsuit against Ozzy’s daughter Kelly Osbourne for slander. In addition to tweeting Michelle’s phone number (see, the Kardashians…
  • Hugh Hefner Laughs At Death

    1:00pm By J Harvey
    The LAPD rang the Playboy Mansion’s doorbell yesterday (you can only image what that sounds like) to check on Hugh Hefner. TMZ called them in after receiving a tip that the legendary dirty old man had upgraded from bunnies to angels. Harvey Levin’s minions…
  • Hot Slut Of The Day!

    12:58pm By Michael K
    The new and not-really-improved-but-much-much-creepier Teddy Ruxpin! It’s been 31 years since the original Teddy Ruxpin made his debut, and reading that piece of info probably made you feel so old that a vine of white hairs grew out of your ear holes. It’s…
  • Birthday Sluts

    8:00am By Michael K
    Julie Andrews (81) Brie Larson (27) Jurnee Smollett-Bell (30) Porcelain Black (31) Isis King (31) Rupert Friend (35) Sarah Drew (36) Sherri Saum (42) Tom Hooper (44) Heather Hunter (47) Zach Galifianakis (47) Cindy Margolis (51) Christopher Titus (52) Mark…
  • Night Crumbs

    Fri 8:29pm By Michael K
    Mandy Moore went to some event looking like the 80s humped her hair hard and yes, it’s a mess, but I will love it if she used Clairol Benders to create it. Because Clairol Benders really need to make a giant comeback. It’s time and everyone’s been…
  • This Is Why I Cry Today: The CW Is Rebooting “Dynasty”

    Fri 7:07pm By Michael K
    Here’s my short response to this news: NOOOOOOOooooooooooOOOOOOOO! There should be an American law stating that Dynasty is an important historical artifact and is not allowed to be fucked with in any way. But since the world is a shit place, that is not a…
  • Open Post: Hosted By Susan Sarandon In Bette Davis Drag

    Fri 6:30pm By Michael K
    Finally! Ever since those pictures came out of Jessica Lange’s Shirley MacLaine in My Geisha-looking ass as Joan Crawford, I’ve been waiting and waiting for the paparazzi to come through with pictures of Susan Sarandon as Bette Davis and today they did.…