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  • Hot Slut Of The Day!

    25m By Michael K
    The CGI shark that beat Michael Phelps’ ass in a race! A little over a month ago, Discovery Channel announced that the human seahorse Michael Phelps was going to race a “Great White shark” to whore out their Shark Week. That happened last night. I was…
  • Birthday Sluts

    3h By Michael K
    Jennifer Lopez (48) Bindi Irwin (19) Emily Rickards (26) Daveigh Chase (27) Jay McGuiness (27) Mara Wilson (30) Megan Park (31) Lisa Hochstein (35) Elisabeth Moss (35) Anna Paquin (35) Summer Glau (36) Rose Byrne (38) Torrie Wilson (42) Patty Jenkins (46) Rick…
  • Open Posted: Hosted By Liev Schreiber, Also Known As Super-Dad

    Sun 5:00pm By J Harvey
    When I was a little kid, I discovered comic books and fell in love with jacked men in tights the art form. My mom checked out an issue to make sure they weren’t actually porn, and drove me to the comic shop exactly one time. This was probably to make sure I…
  • They’re Only Making Super-Hero Movies Now, Part 2: Marvel At Comic-Con

    Sun 3:00pm By J Harvey
    A fresh glimpse of a shirtless Chris Hemsworth is probably the best part of this story. Marvel took a huge infodump (how nicely put) at San Diego Comic-Con this weekend. They debuted the new trailer for Thor: Ragnarok (aka Chris Hemsworth Has A Better Haircut…
  • They’re Only Making Super-Hero Movies Now, Part 1: DC At Comic-Con

    Sun 2:00pm By J Harvey
    I’ll give em’ one thing, that’s a rad poster. San Diego Comic-Con happened. It should actually be called “San Diego Blockbuster Movie Tentpole Franchise Preview-Con” because it looks like actual comic books gave movie studios a whole bunch of…
  • Usher Is Being Sued For $10 Million For Allegedly Exposing A Woman To Herpes

    Sun 1:00pm By J Harvey
    One of the humans responsible for foisting Justin Bieber on society, Usher, is being sued for $10 million for allegedly exposing a sex partner to herpes. And that’s what you get for foisting Justin Bieber on society. TMZ says that all the love in this club…
  • Hot Slut Of The Day!

    Sun 12:00pm By Michael K
    Fickle Pickle! The Adventures of Super Pickle may sound like some kind of cutesy story that John Mayer would write about the wanderings of his warty dick, but it’s actually a pop-up book series about an amateur pickle superhero that Hallmark published in…
  • Birthday Sluts

    Sun 8:00am By Michael K
    Kathryn Hahn (44) Daniel Radcliffe (28) Krysta Rodriguez (33) Tristan MacManus (35) Paul Wesley (35) Michelle “The Destiny’s Child One” Williams (37) Tom Parker (40) Stephanie March (43) Monica Lewinsky (44) Marlon Wayans (45) Alison Krauss (46) Charisma…
  • Open Post: Hosted By The Teen Who Ate A Hot Pepper Every Time Ariana Grande Said “Um”

    Sat 5:00pm By J Harvey
    Kids CAN do astonishing things! The AV Club has introduced the world to this brave and probably seriously injured teenager who tortured himself to help Ariana Grande with her public speaking. He made a video in which he ate a hot pepper every time Ariana said…
  • Halle Berry Never Had A Birthday Party

    Sat 3:00pm By J Harvey
    You weren’t missing much, Catwoman. Usually some sort of clown or magician is involved when you’re a kid, and they always smell of Level 3 sex offender. So maybe you dodged a bullet. In an interview with E! News, marginally psychologically stable actress…