• Khloe Kardashian Not High on Trump

    4h By Lex
    In panoply of gruesome tasks Khloe Kardashian has been made to perform at the insistence of her mother, appearing on Celebrity Apprentice involved swallowing the least amount of anything more than pride. Interviewed on Chelsea Handler's show on Netflix which…
  • Aaron Rodgers Particularly Miffed

    1:50pm By Lex
    Green Bay QB Aaron Rodgers is miffed that his brother Jordan who he no longer speaks to was selected to be on ABC's The Bachelorette so the bachelorette could keep asking him planted questions about why Aaron no longer takes his phone calls. It's a blatantly…
  • Taylor Swift Snubbed

    12:47pm By Lex
    Taylor Swift received zero nominations for the MTV Video Music Awards this year. The VMAs celebrate the shittiest content at the intersection of teen music and quick-cut videos featuring super limber gay backup dancers. Swift's ex-boyfriend Calvin Harris got…
  • Farrah Abraham in A Bikini

    12:06pm By Lex
    Dating life is tough for a single mom. Single mom anal porn stars not nearly as bad. Farrah Abraham has been the "toughest case yet" for We channel's Millionaire Matchmaker Patti Stanger who finds people who aren't really millionaires and creates artificial…
  • Blac Chyna Wearing that Kardashian Baby Like a Golden Parachute

    11:11am By Lex
    Still Fat Rob Kardashian got into a tussle with his stripper baby mama and went on Instagram and deleted every single picture of her. A glimpse into how all middle school going steadies will bust up in the future. According to E! Chyna was worried Still Fat…
  • Insane Clown Posse Scheduling in Advance

    10:27am By Lex
    At the annual Gathering of the Juggalos last week, the Insane Clown Posse announced they would be holding a march on Washington in September of 2017. The Insane Clown Posse consists of two dudes in clown makeup, one of whom looks a shitload like Guy Fieri in…
  • Michael Vick's Bro Has Herpes Too (VIDEO)

    9:33am By Matt
    Michael Vick's brother Marcus is having a rough week. First he got into a Twittter war with the universe after claiming that LeSean McCoy of the Buffalo Bills gave his baby mama herpes.read more
  • Lindsay Lohan Comes Clean

    8:56am By Matt
    Lindsay Lohan apologized for her public histrionics accusing her Russian trust fund boyfriend of cheating on her which he most certainly was. Hopefully he used a condom because Lohan definitely has herpes. As it turns out she's a bipolar whore. No harm no…
  • The Mr. Skin Podcast Will Tug Your Dick Just the Way You Like It

    Tue 6:37pm By Sponsored Content
    THE MR. SKIN PODCAST comes alive once a week, but because this is 2016, you can listen to it whenever the fuck you like. It's a few laughs, some hot girl news, and a whole mess of free easy listening. This Thursday at 10am, what are you doing that's so…
  • Kendall Jenner Breast Defense

    Tue 2:55pm By Lex
    Kendall Jenner took to her premium website that can be all yours for three bucks a month to defend her decision to not wear bras. On the scale of literary efforts, this lies somewhere south of Cormac McCarthy though more sapient than anything published on the…
  • GQ Has Changed

    Tue 2:35pm By Lex
    GQ magazine routinely pens fanboy articles on young male celebrity bodies and fashion that makes gay male erotica blush in its inherent moderation. GQ has evolved into the world's most prominent trap. The seductive photos of famous women featured on the cover…
  • Doutzen Kroes Paddleboards In A Bikini And Shit Around The Web

    Tue 2:00pm By Michael Garcia
    That's some ass. That's all I got. Paddle boarding seemed totally fucking stupid until right now.read more
  • Amber Heard Leaking

    Tue 1:42pm By Matt
    Amber Heard and her team of Johnny Depp ambulance chasers have been openly sharing details of their divorce proceedings to TMZ. It's unclear how she looks in the mirror and it's a bonafide fact she doesn't give head. Her leveraging of her vagina is becoming so…
  • Michael Jackson Outed Posthumously

    Tue 1:14pm By Matt
    The guy who administered Michael Jackson's fatal dose of pain killers is calling out Jackson as a pedophile. Conrad Murray did two years for executing Jackson by way of administering hardcore sleepy time opiates then leaving the room to go text his bitches.…
  • Kourtney Kardashian Raking

    Tue 12:57pm By Lex
    Gwyneth Paltrow skirts the long arm of the law when she promotes shit like vacation spots and vagina rejuvenating cremes without disclosing the fact she's being compensated. The FTC is pretty clear on the matter. You have to declare if you're a paid sponsor or…