• Camila Morrone in A Bikini

    Thu 3:07pm By Lex
    Models now routinely maintain eponymous websites where they deliver health and fashion and lifestyle advice based on the fact that they're in their 20's and really good looking. You could waste a ton of tuition dollars and work training hours only to discover…
  • Sara Jean Underwood Has a Job

    Thu 2:14pm By Lex
    Sara Jean Underwood has a job. Collecting followers on social media by way of the best outdoor recreational photos ever produced. This is not the hiking you imagine when overweight customer service reps reflexively list it as a hobby on their online dating…
  • Josephine Skriver In Various States Of Undress And Shit Around The Web

    Thu 2:00pm By Michael Garcia
    Josephine Skirver is one of those incredibly hot women that you could never attain from your post behind the Men's Counter at Macy's. They live in a level of hotness that only the likes of a DiCaprio can fuck. I think he just did. Get the blue light.read more
  • Corey Feldman Confirms Pedo Bear Alive and Doing Well in Hollywood

    Thu 1:48pm By Lex
    Earlier this week Elijah Wood noted the child acting business was overflowing with pedophiles who had assaulted the rectum of every kid in Hollywood not named Elijah Wood. That's the story I'd stick with too. Wood backed off his comments after a cadre of…
  • Rihanna Nipples Hard for Sneaker Dollars

    Thu 11:55am By Lex
    Rihanna celebrated the release of her third round of marked up sneakers by walking around Manhattan showing off her panties and nipples. They're Pumas with thick rubber soles called "creepers" because that sounds better than "we ripped off Vans and nobody…
  • Amber Heard and Johnny Depp Lasted More Than a Year

    Thu 9:47am By Lex
    Amber Heard filed for divorce from Johnny Depp. They were married for fifteen months. Enough time for nine different celebrity magazine cover stories about their fabulous love affair. Heard cited irreconcilable difference. Most notably she's a thirty year old…
  • Kylie Jenner Slowly Killing Herself

    Thu 9:45am By Matt
    Doctors warn that cinching your waste up like this can damage your internal organs but so can performing double penetration at age 14 with the Death Row entourage. Kylie Jenner posted a bunch of photos of her waste training regimen which entails compressing…
  • Amy Schumer Strikes Back

    Thu 8:43am By Matt
    Amy Schumer spends an inordinate amount of time engaging with trolls. If she's in fact supremely secure they seem to effect her more than your average suicidal goth teen. What's lost in the whole shuffle is the fact that everyone with a social media account…
  • Mr. Skin For A Lifetime, It's Ninety-Nine Bucks, That Seems Sweet

    Wed 4:23pm By Lex
    I'm not sure what happens when you die, but presumably unless you're famous, they're never going to notice. You can pass this shit onto your children and grandchildren on down the line. In 2237, some perfected version of you can be checking out naked celebrity…
  • Kelly Osbourne Burns Her Dad's Hairdresser

    Wed 2:06pm By Lex
    When you desperately need to be in the news, you can't go wrong with outing the hair dresser who let your dad rub his flaccid cock up against her smock after a blow out.read more
  • Josie Canseco Is Virtually Naked In Playboy And Shit Around The Web

    Wed 2:00pm By Michael Garcia
    Josie Canseco is the extreme hottie that somehow came out of Jose Canseco's ball sack. She did some sexy shots for Playboy. Not naked, because Playboy is lame now, but still sexy.read more
  • Nicki Minaj Is a Beast

    Wed 12:40pm By Lex
    Nicki Minaj has received two nominations for the Teen Choice Awards. Neither of them had to do with wanting to lose your virginity in her ginormous fake ass. Let's just assume girls make up the bulk of the online voting. Minaj celebrated by posting pictures to…
  • Erika Jordan Red Bikini For Red Nose Day

    Wed 12:23pm By Lex
    I hate when people start celebrating Red Nose Day early. Red Nose Day is May 26, a day designated to celebrate a photo of a white guy hugged by half a dozen starving African kids. Not an entire week like the manner in which we honor God or public school…
  • Tamar Braxton Too Ghetto

    Wed 11:14am By Lex
    Tamar Braxton was booted from her co-hosting gig on the daytime talk show The Real for coming up "too ghetto" in show sponsor run focus test groups. Braxton, the fourth to fifth most successful Braxton singing sister, had been a mainstay on the show since its…
  • Britt Maren Almost Naked Free Person

    Wed 9:44am By Lex
    Free People is the 'Bohemian' sub-brand for Urban Outfitters. It's unclear what is meant by Bohemian in the context of mass produced and transshipped factory garments. The t-shirts are eighty bucks and lack the imperfections of homemade tie-dye. The dresses…