• Ashanti Bikinis In The Dominican Republic And Shit Around The Web

    2:00pm By Michael Garcia
    Ashanti bikinis in Puerto Plata in the Dominican Republic. The DR isn't necessarily your first thought for beach vacations, but then maybe you don't like fifty cent drinks and one dollar hookers. read more
  • Victoria Justice In a Push Up Bra, The Best of Rocky Horror

    1:59pm By Lex
    Fox remade The Rocky Horror Picture Show for broadcast television tonight largely because they have to make something and new ideas scare people in Hollywood. Also, Marketing makes most of the greenlight calls and trannies are big in the news. Though the fun…
  • Zuckerberg Tolerates Thiel

    1:05pm By Lex
    If you remember watching The Social Network, Zuckerberg was the Harvard nerd who stole his friend's algorithm and the app idea of some WASPy twins on campus and promptly invented TheFacebook. Peter Thiel was the Aspy not yet Gawker outed gay but already…
  • Victoria's Secret Now Dominating Needless Athletic Wear Market

    12:02pm By Lex
    Women spend a lot of money on workout gear. The multi-billion dollar industry was the inevitable outcome of women working out. read more
  • Derrick Rose Lives to Underperform Another Day

    10:36am By Lex
    Derrick Rose was found non-liable for any and all rape claims made by the booty call chick he banged with two of his buddies one late night when In & Out had already closed and everybody was looking for something to do. read more
  • Twas the Chiro Killed Katie May

    10:09am By Lex
    Nobody has mixed feelings about their chiropractor. Half will tell you they were swindled by a charlatan practicing voodoo science without a medical degree. Something they missed while cursorily reviewing the plastic framed certificates on the wall next to to…
  • Bobby Shmurda Seven Year Itch

    9:40am By Matt Ralston
    If you're going to be involved in murders, or even not, you shouldn't put the word Murder or any variation of it in your name. Really, how could it help? One of his associates names is Gunplay. That's no good either. Why don't you just name yourself Guilty and…
  • Christian Audigier Cum Troubles

    9:11am By Matt Ralston
    Ed Hardy designer Christian Audigier passed away of cancer last year leaving behind a $250 million fortune. Wow, who knew there were that many douchebags out there. Nothing against Audigier, you don't have to talk to the people buying your shit. read more
  • SNEAK PEEK: Man Rules, The Beginner's Guide to Manhood

    Wed 3:14pm By Lex
    Man Rules: The Beginner's Guide to Manhood is hopefully funny, hopefully telling, and most hopefully, close to grammatically correct. 99 Rules for Re-Masculating Millennial Males for the guy in your family who needs a solid kick in the testosterone. You know…
  • Madonna Offers to Swallow Hillary Voters (VIDEO)

    Wed 2:15pm By Lex
    The amount of irony involved in Madonna stepping up to the microphone at an Amy Schumer comedy concert and offering blow jobs to audience members in exchange for voting for Hillary Clinton is difficult to count. But let's start with the first three. read more
  • Emily Ratajkowski Tits Own Social Media And Shit Around The Web

    Wed 2:05pm By Michael Garcia
    Emily Ratajkowski knows that social media is for posting tit pics. Dyed in the wool feminists step aside, it's time for a new breed of young feminists. The naked seductive kind. read more
  • Social Media Isn't Working Out for Men Getting Some

    Wed 1:14pm By Lex
    Social media may be a new avenue for dudes who never got laid to try to improve their evenings, but it's been a bitter pill for entertainers, athletes, and other rich and famous people who traversed the pussy minefield formerly in strictly low light. read more