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  • Ariel Winter Butt Cleavage And Shit Around The Web

    1h By Michael Garcia
    Ariel Winter knows where her bread is buttered. Tits and ass. Also, drama skills. Bet on the former if you want to live in the big house. read more
  • Vanity Fair Party Best Ten Minutes of the Night

    3h By Lex
    Vanity Fair chose not to cancel their annual party in favor of a corporate virtue signaling. You know Condé Nast was tempted. It may have to do with the big dollars in co-sponsorships sold to cover the cost of a swank affair that took over half of Beverly…
  • Kim Jong Nam Assassin Chicks Sticking With Story

    4h By Lex
    The chicks who rubbed VX nerve gas on the face of Kim Jong-un's embarrassingly fat and capitalistic ex-pat brother, Kim Jong Nam, are sticking with their story that they believed they were filming a TV prank show. Any excuse that's never been used before is a…
  • UTA Shifted Party Dollars

    11:13am By Lex
    United Talent Agency took a stand this weekend by canceling their luxurious Oscar weekend party and instead hosting an anti seven nation travel ban rally. The Hollywood talent agency used the five hundred thousand dollars saved on the party and made a donation…
  • Alicia Arden Asked to Cover Up

    10:40am By Lex
    Who you wearing. Saran Wrap. It's the only truly recyclable dress on this whole damn environmentally conscious red carpet. read more
  • Mack Attack Cleans House in Girls Wrestling

    10:09am By Lex
    Mack Begg, a high school girl transitioning into a boy, was allowed to wrestle as a female in Texas and won the State championships. Mack beat several rounds of female wrestlers who neglected to dose up heavy for two years on male hormones. read more
  • Mama June Fudges Her Fatness

    9:35am By Matt Ralston
    Mama June got gastric bypass surgery sometime back, which means she should in no way be able to take credit for losing weight. They make your stomach smaller. You can't physically eat as much. It would be like a Syrian refugee taking credit for getting a…
  • Huff Po Writer Cheats In Half Marathon

    9:09am By Matt Ralston
    BuzzFeed and Huffington Post food blogger, Harvard graduate, and avid running enthusiast Jane Seo was busted for cheating on a half marathon by a guy who runs an obsessive NSA style website called MarathonInvestigation.com. Half marathon. Typical lazy lefty…
  • Perfect Ending to the Oscars

    Sun 11:42pm By Lex
    If Hollywood and Manhattan are expected to self-medicate their seizures over the Trump victory, Trump supporters need to stop with their repetitive ridiculing of the limousine liberals until fresh material arrives. Neither side has come up with a topper for…
  • Lottie Moss Panties Flash And Shit Around The Web

    Fri 2:00pm By Michael Garcia
    Kate Moss' little half-sister does really want to be just like Kate. That would include the obligatory drunken upskirt. read more
  • Judd Apatow's New Show About a Cuckold, Go Figure (Mr. Skin Minute Video)

    Fri 1:23pm By Lex
    Leslie Mann's gimp's producing a new show on HBO called Crashing. It's about a lowly comedian whose wife sleeps with other men after he proves to be a sensitive loser who can't please her. Where does he come up with these off the wall ideas? read more
  • Karrueche Tran Shocked Chris Brown Likes To Hit Women

    Fri 1:00pm By Lex
    Every time you live stream yourself wing suit leapingoff the Alps, you run the risk of being that dude whose death makes for excellent YouTube fodder. Every time you date Chris Brown, you're going to get your ass beat. read more