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Meet Gwyneth Paltrow for Just $2K

17 May 2013, 6:03 pm by: Lex
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EPIC Trip for Two with Private goop Event and Gwyneth Paltrow Meet n’ Greet – New York City You and a friend are invited to the private goop event, which begins at 6 p.m. on Friday, June 14. You can munch on appetizers and sip cocktails before goop…
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Kiara Mia In A Bikini

17 May 2013, 5:05 pm by: Lex
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I’m a curious guy who loves his marine biology. If I see a giant tattooed fish with enormous tits taking pictures of itself at the ocean’s edge, I’ve got to know more about it. Turns out to be Latina porn star Kiara Mia. she makes films centered around…
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Because I’m Pregnant, Bitches

17 May 2013, 4:17 pm by: Lex
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Yeah, I guess Beyonce lied about not being pregnant. Or her carefully secreted surrogate being pregnant. Which doesn’t surprise me because Beyonce hates publicity. At least when it’s not about her. When that fetus pushes through her chunnel and Beyonce…
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Carey Mulligan Looks Not Tainted

17 May 2013, 3:55 pm by: Lex
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You ever look at a woman and not quite believe she had sex with Shia LaBeouf. I do this all the time. It’s like a hobby. Whoa, there’s no way she let Shia LaBeouf bang her shnozz. But she did. Fuck, why? It’s like that terrifying moment in a horror movie…
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Lindsay Lohan Getting Fatter Without Her Addy

17 May 2013, 2:12 pm by: Lex
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Just one week into life without Adderall and Lindsay Lohan has already packed on five pounds. Between the absence of amphetamines and everything suddenly not tasting like Smirnoff and grizzled human seed, Lindsay seems to be relishing the cuisine at her Palm…
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Piper Perabo See-Through To Her Soul

17 May 2013, 1:50 pm by: Lex
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Piper Perabo was that girl from Coyote Ugly until she became that girl from the lezzie film Los and Delirious where she had sex with Jessica Pare. Once you’ve had sex with Jessica Pare, that’s pretty much all you’ll ever be known for. Trust me. I’m…
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Kim Kardashian’s Ankle Hams Don’t Fit In Heels

17 May 2013, 1:00 pm by: Jack
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Kim Kardashian continued her quest to accentuate just how fat she’s gotten by wearing a pair of ridiculously tight heels. She complained to her paid friends that her swollen feet hurt after she somehow managed to shove her puffed up pregger hooves into a…
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Courtney Robertson In A Bikini

17 May 2013, 12:42 pm by: Lex
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It’s hard not to feel bad for Courtney Robertson after her staged engagement to The Bachelor fell apart a few days ahead of schedule. It’s not easy being a hybrid reality star where only most of your world is completely pre-programmed. That leaves a lot of…
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Public Pools Are Full Of Shit

17 May 2013, 12:28 pm by: Jack
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The CDC tested 161 public pools in the Atlanta area and found that 58% of them had traces of E. Coli and fecal matter. The CDC says it has to do with several factors including poor hygiene on the part of the swimmers and little kids having what they…
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Courtney Stodden’s Mom Is Supportive

17 May 2013, 12:01 pm by: Lex
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When I imagine a teen daughter telling me her dream is to pump up her tits and become a fame whore in Hollywood, I hear myself asking a follow up question or two. Courtney Stodden’s mom got the pitch, and without hesitation slammed a needle full of HSV…
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