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Joe Francis Wanted to Shoot the Retards That Found Him Guilty (But Changed His Mind)

23 May 2013, 6:30 pm by: Lex
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“I want that jury to know that each and every one of you are mentally fucking retarded, and you should be euthanized because, as Darwin said, you have naturally selected yourself. They should all be lined up and shot!” — Joe Francis to The Hollywood…
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Amanda Seyfried Thinks Hollywood Shrunk Her Boobies

23 May 2013, 5:12 pm by: Jack
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Amanda Seyfried has a strange theory about her incredible shrinking tits: It’s Hollywood’s fault. This would seem counter-intuitive as Hollywood usually prefers their titties off the Big and Beefy menu. When she was a youngin’, in such films as Mean…
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Beverly Hills Housewife Helps Her Underaged Daughter Take Her Top Off for Photos

23 May 2013, 4:58 pm by: Lex
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My dad never showed up to my Little League games. I always thought it was because he was too busy and he didn’t love me. But he confessed to me that he didn’t show up because I sucked and he was embarrassed. That was a relief. Every parent is somewhere on…
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Amanda Bynes Gets Kicked Off A Plane

23 May 2013, 4:31 pm by: Jack
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Human trainwreck Amanda Bynes was kicked off of a private jet this week because her license is suspended. Turns out TSA won’t let you fly without a valid ID. Fuck, Who knew? When the pilot demanded her license, Amanda Bynes told him to Google ‘Amanda…
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Janet Jackson Is Now a Billionaire Sort Of

23 May 2013, 3:47 pm by: Lex
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I guess Janet Jackson being a billionaire is a big story. Even though it’s not exactly true. Still she’s got herself a nice chunk of change and I think should finally seal the deal on the fact that beating your kids will absolutely make them more…
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Helen Flanagan Uses Boobs To Save Animals

23 May 2013, 2:38 pm by: Lex
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I fucking love meat. Nose to tail. When I’m sitting at IHOP eating my side of sausage, all I can think about his how fucking awesome pork tastes while wishing I could slaughter whole hogs with my bare hands. One over the snout, one wrenched around their…
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Jodi Arias Lives to Recycle, Or Wants To

23 May 2013, 1:45 pm by: Lex
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It’s a scientific fact that girlfriends who are crazy sex fiends are also just plain crazy. Not all of them will murder you bloody in the shower like Jodi Arias did her boyfriend who thought he lucked into a hot piece of crazy tail. Some will just bang all…
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Montana Fishburne In Her Underwear At The Beach

23 May 2013, 1:11 pm by: Lex
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Certain women can pull off the close cropped hair thing. Certain women can not. Here’s Larry Fishburne in bra and panties on the beach in L.A. He’s lost weight. Photo Credit: FameFlynet
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Jennifer Aniston Is a Stripper in ‘We’re The Millers’ Red Band (VIDEO)

23 May 2013, 12:33 pm by: Lex
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I’m not sure how many movies Jennifer Aniston is in where she plays a woman who almost flashes her tits. Rough guess. Every single one. She likes to tease the press by talking about how she will be topless in her next movie. And then the press talks about…
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Rihanna Is Trying To Tell Us Something

23 May 2013, 11:00 am by: Travis
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Rihanna was busy filming her new music video for the single, “Pour It Up”, this week, but the star still managed to find a moment to post an image that read, “Praying for Oklahoma” to her Instagram account. And her 7.4 million followers must have been…
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