• Scheglova Stuck in Russia

    Fri 2:31pm By Lex
    This Russian lingerie etc. model will not make it out West until she figures out a better name. Do they still call it the Soviet Union? They do not. Then why are you still going by Anastasiya Scheglova. Think Ana Shields and you're one degree of separation…
  • Lady Gaga Sheer Showoff And Shit Around The Web

    Fri 2:00pm By Michael Garcia
    Lady Gaga wears a sheer shirt and no bra. She needs attention. The kind only a man or potentially a broomstick with a fake mustache attached could provide. read more
  • Sarah Jessica Parker Says Neigh to EpiPen

    Fri 1:37pm By Lex
    Sarah Jessica Parker has cut ties with EpiPen even though they make the Epinephrine emergency injector she slams into her son's chest plate any time he even sees a TV ad for peanut butter. Also, they hired her to mention she loved it. read more
  • Instagram Is Ruining Women's Equality Day

    Fri 1:17pm By Lex
    If feminism stands for anything, it's the right of largely unattractive Millennial women to bare their tits a few times a year in weirdly conceived hashtag movements. A deeper investigation would likely show most of these protest marches were conceived online…
  • Narcos Is How Tits on TV Should Be (Mr. Skin Minute Video)

    Fri 12:45pm By Lex
    Netflix, Hulu, Amazon, be as family friendly phony as you like. All of their original shows feature similar naked chicks with big tits. That's smart money. read more
  • Alicia Arden in A Bikini

    Fri 11:59am By Lex
    Seeing so many older B-movie and former soap actresses taking their tits to revealing digital media shoots makes me wonder what the fuck happened to these women before high speed modems. read more
  • Porn Can't Catch a Break

    Fri 11:22am By Lex
    Righteous people hate porn because they know it's bad, they just can't prove it. In the face of study results showing porn doesn't really do much harm, excluding how fucked up the actors get, religious and conservative groups tirelessly work to build a case…
  • Taylor Swift Distractions

    Fri 10:50am By Lex
    Hope for the best and plan for the worst. When things are going well for Taylor Swift, you'll see none of her tits. During publicity recessions, she's suddenly the bustiest chick in the room. Dressed like a co-ed aiming for the captain of the football team.…
  • Lena Dunham, Lingerie Model

    Fri 10:08am By Lex
    In a sign that our world is going Krypton, Lena Dunham and her Girls co-star Jemima Kirke are being paid to model lingerie. It's being labeled a Body Positive Lingerie Campaign because everything horrible has a constructive name. The Final Solution. What are…
  • Johnny Depp Not Risking Anything

    Fri 9:45am By Matt
    Amber Heard has gone on record as saying she will be giving the $7 million she got for extorting her husband to a couple of charities, including the ACLU, even though that's not actually a charity. How admirable, yet does the ACLU really advocate for the…
  • Larry King's Wife Has A Type

    Fri 9:19am By Matt
    Is your wife really cheating on you when she's your eighth one and twenty-five years younger than octogenarian you? What did you think was going to happen? read more
  • Taylor Swift Spandex Booty And Shit Around The Web

    Thu 2:03pm By Michael Garcia
    Say what you want about her, Taylor Swift has a tight ass. You could spank it, if it's the last thing you want to do on this planet before being taken out by moonlighting Mossad security. read more