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  • Blac Chyna Wearing that Kardashian Baby Like a Golden Parachute

    2h By Lex
    Still Fat Rob Kardashian got into a tussle with his stripper baby mama and went on Instagram and deleted every single picture of her. A glimpse into how all middle school going steadies will bust up in the future. According to E! Chyna was worried Still Fat…
  • Insane Clown Posse Scheduling in Advance

    3h By Lex
    At the annual Gathering of the Juggalos last week, the Insane Clown Posse announced they would be holding a march on Washington in September of 2017. The Insane Clown Posse consists of two dudes in clown makeup, one of whom looks a shitload like Guy Fieri in…
  • Michael Vick's Bro Has Herpes Too (VIDEO)

    4h By Matt
    Michael Vick's brother Marcus is having a rough week. First he got into a Twittter war with the universe after claiming that LeSean McCoy of the Buffalo Bills gave his baby mama herpes.read more
  • Lindsay Lohan Comes Clean

    8:56am By Matt
    Lindsay Lohan apologized for her public histrionics accusing her Russian trust fund boyfriend of cheating on her which he most certainly was. Hopefully he used a condom because Lohan definitely has herpes. As it turns out she's a bipolar whore. No harm no…
  • The Mr. Skin Podcast Will Tug Your Dick Just the Way You Like It

    Tue 6:37pm By Sponsored Content
    THE MR. SKIN PODCAST comes alive once a week, but because this is 2016, you can listen to it whenever the fuck you like. It's a few laughs, some hot girl news, and a whole mess of free easy listening. This Thursday at 10am, what are you doing that's so…
  • Kendall Jenner Breast Defense

    Tue 2:55pm By Lex
    Kendall Jenner took to her premium website that can be all yours for three bucks a month to defend her decision to not wear bras. On the scale of literary efforts, this lies somewhere south of Cormac McCarthy though more sapient than anything published on the…
  • GQ Has Changed

    Tue 2:35pm By Lex
    GQ magazine routinely pens fanboy articles on young male celebrity bodies and fashion that makes gay male erotica blush in its inherent moderation. GQ has evolved into the world's most prominent trap. The seductive photos of famous women featured on the cover…
  • Doutzen Kroes Paddleboards In A Bikini And Shit Around The Web

    Tue 2:00pm By Michael Garcia
    That's some ass. That's all I got. Paddle boarding seemed totally fucking stupid until right now.read more
  • Amber Heard Leaking

    Tue 1:42pm By Matt
    Amber Heard and her team of Johnny Depp ambulance chasers have been openly sharing details of their divorce proceedings to TMZ. It's unclear how she looks in the mirror and it's a bonafide fact she doesn't give head. Her leveraging of her vagina is becoming so…
  • Michael Jackson Outed Posthumously

    Tue 1:14pm By Matt
    The guy who administered Michael Jackson's fatal dose of pain killers is calling out Jackson as a pedophile. Conrad Murray did two years for executing Jackson by way of administering hardcore sleepy time opiates then leaving the room to go text his bitches.…
  • Kourtney Kardashian Raking

    Tue 12:57pm By Lex
    Gwyneth Paltrow skirts the long arm of the law when she promotes shit like vacation spots and vagina rejuvenating cremes without disclosing the fact she's being compensated. The FTC is pretty clear on the matter. You have to declare if you're a paid sponsor or…
  • Lindsay Lohan Balcony Drunken Serenade (VIDEO)

    Tue 11:32am By Lex
    After Lindsay Lohan deleted all her hooker bitch Russian whore cheating motherfucker posts from social media, she tipped back a couple or three more gimlets and waited for her boyfriend to arrive back at the flat. The Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf second act…
  • The Real Victim of the DNC Email Leaks

    Tue 10:40am By Lex
    The DNC email leaks confirmed what most already knew -- people who work in national politics are wonky sinister losers who take themselves far too seriously. Also, they watch shitty movies and find Rachel Maddow attractive. Following the standard that the only…
  • Tobias Strebel Died of a Broken Bieber

    Tue 9:05am By Lex
    A year later and plastic surgery addict Tobias Strebel (a.k.a. Toby Sheldon) has been declared dead due to drug overdose. A year is a long time to wait on the cause of death for a 30-something guy found alone and unresponsive in a motel room in the North…
  • Ashley Graham Fat Farming and Gay Sulu On the Cutting Room Floor in the Last Men on Earth Podcast…

    Mon 4:18pm By Lex
    There have to be more important issues of the day than the shit we discuss on our podcast. Look at all those sexless souls with buttons and vintage hats at the conventions. They're doing the yeoman's work of this nation. Cheering, drinking, and sharing money…