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  • Sara Jean Underwood Skirts Zuckerberg Edict

    43m By Lex
    While Mark Zuckerberg isn’t trying to convince people he produced a baby via sexual reproduction or selling secrets to the Soviets (he has a time machine), he’s micro-managing his social media empire rules and regulations involving the baring of tits.…
  • Beyonce Superbowl Halftime Po-Po Attack

    2h By Lex
    Rudy Giuliani is pissed because Beyonce’s Super Bowl halftime show was a tribute to Black Lives Matter from behind her Gucci leather bandito costume. Oh, senora, I can see your gato. Giuliani added some wicked dance criticisms just to remind you he’s old…
  • Natasha Oakley And Devin Brugman Bikinis In Miami

    3h By Lex
    It’s not entirely clear what’s involved in operating your own online bikini store. Walking around Miami in bikinis seems to be one. Quickbooks familiarity and fucking the right people would probably be another. How do you tell your business partner her ass…
  • George Clooney’s All-White Films Continue Unabated

    3h By Lex
    George Clooney just produced his fifteenth major motion picture. Guess how many have featured black actors in significant roles? That same zero goes for the half dozen feature films he’s directed. Clooney and Damon and the affable progressive brat pack of…
  • Brooke Shields Is a Crappy Escort

    11:42am By Lex
    Richard Lugner is that Austrian mall developer who pays half a million to one Hollywood celebrity chick every year to be his date to the grand Viennese Opera opening. Fifty bucks gets you a street hooker. Half a million buys you a B-list celebrity and a…
  • NAACP Awards Solve Everything

    10:27am By Lex
    Anthony Anderson hosted the NAACP Image Awards and declared that the auditorium looked like the real America because the real America is 98.9% black according to Wikipedia. Not Anderson’s fault. Look at all of these beautiful shades of people in the…
  • Feminists Want a Win Before They Die

    9:20am By Lex
    Aging feminists are literally dying to see a woman in the White House. Any woman. Hillary Clinton is the last chance. While Bernie Sanders clearly represents the more 60′s socialist dreamer wing of the party and Clinton represents the old school practical…
  • Mr. Skin and Naked News Just $4 A Month for Super Bowl Weekend

    Fri 7:55pm By Lex
    There’s one and only one rule at my Super Bowl party. You may not shit in the toilet. Shit before. Shit after. You are not destroying the bathroom. I’m serving nachos. I have no yard. Plan accordingly. The god-fearing radicalized pornographers at Mr. Skin…
  • Charlotte McKinney Is America

    Fri 3:12pm By Lex
    It’s old-fashioned and almost un-American these days, but Charlotte McKinney gets up every morning, greases up her enormous tits, and goes wherever the cameras are. She doesn’t bitch about objectification or express dismay about Verlander cum shot photos…
  • Josh Duggar Off The Hook And Shit Around The Web

    Fri 3:00pm By Michael
    It turns out that porn “actress” Danica Dillon lied about Josh Duggar having roughed her up during sex. So, I guess Josh is not so bad. Oh, except for that whole “him fondling his little sisters” thing. Imagine that. A hooker lying. What a world! (TMZ)…