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  • Emma Watson Recycled Fashion

    2h By Lex
    Watson claims the use of the recycled plastic threads and organic only silk and cotton additions are a feminist issue since most of the third world traditional garment factory workers are female. She's not quite clear on what happens to the women of Bangladesh…
  • Ariel Winter Can't Stop Showing Off Them Titties

    3h By Lex
    Being eighteen and having a constantly talked about rack is just far too much power. It supersedes any desire to be politically correct or discuss your craft seriously. TV sitcom daughter is not an official SIC code but it's still lionized as teacher or Chief…
  • Grimes Propositioned

    8:53am By Lex
    Grimes is a shitty nickname. Like a dwarf with scoliosis who sweeps the manor floors. Canadian singer Grimes' real name is Claire. But Claire is the kind of girl who likes frame stores and spying on her boyfriend's texts. As Grimes, you can authoritatively…
  • Columbia Has a Mattress Girl Problem

    Tue 2:23pm By Lex
    That chick at Columbia University who toted a mattress around on her shoulders because the school refused to expel her ex-boyfriend she claimed raped her on that mattress continues to haunt the college. What was once the Northeastern liberal arts cause…
  • VP Mary Carey And Shit Around The Web

    Tue 2:00pm By Michael Garcia
    Former porn star Mary Carey would like to be Donald Trump's running mate. Nobody knows the struggles of the middle class like a woman whose done ass to mouth on camera for five hundred a pop. Like the modern Howard Cunningham.read more
  • Marcella Braga Made It Out

    Tue 1:10pm By Lex
    Olympics fever has turned out to be mostly Zika. The IOC is producing thousands of tiny sized baby knit caps as souvenirs for foreign visitors to Rio in August. Attractive Brazilian woman like this chick know exactly what to do during pandemics and inflation…
  • Cara Delevingne Seems Unstoppable

    Tue 11:59am By Lex
    Cara Delevingne is one of those chicks racking up career accomplishments with the impossible to overestimate benefit of a massive social media following. If you're producing a historical costume drama, you could do worse than her thirty million Instagram…
  • Nicki Minaj And Madonna Fashion Forward

    Tue 10:47am By Lex
    The Met Gala is New York's version of the Oscars, only you don't have to have a job to attend, just a really expensive dress. Until fully audited, consider it a fundraiser for the Metropolitan Museum which needs to remain open so student filmmakers at NYU have…
  • Radio Disney Assembles Their Pretty Babies

    Tue 9:33am By Lex
    Disney TV and radio events resemble the trotting out of child sex slave workers freed from dingy sub-basements after Adam LaRoche has raided the joint. We've won the battle but we're losing the war. Fogle has a Foundation. LaRoche just has Wonderboy and Jesus…
  • Bieber Tranqs His Tiger

    Tue 9:29am By Lex
    Tiger blood seemed cooler when it was a cheeky euphemism for The AIDS running through Charlie Sheen's veins. Less cool when loaded with sedatives to keep kitty comatose at a Toronto engagement party for Justin Bieber's righteous dad Jeremy. You'd think maybe…
  • Carlos Martinez STD Sued

    Tue 9:02am By Lex
    Cardinals starting pitcher Carlos Martinez had to leave St. Louis to defend himself in court for aggravated re-gifting of an STD to a chick in a Miami. If every man in this world was a pro athlete, we'd all be making pilgrimages to South Florida for similar…
  • Amy Schumer Cam Raped

    Mon 2:03pm By Lex
    Amy Schumer missed the first day of I'm suddenly super fucking rich and famous orientation. The late bloomers never catch up. Watch the fat kids in ski school. Born attractive chicks embrace their bogus public persona from the time they're working over their…
  • Adriana Lima Is Muy Caliente And Shit Around The Web

    Mon 2:00pm By Michael Garcia
    Adriana Lima's job is to show up to events, strike a pose, and let guys imagine fucking her. The hours are rough, but the pay is good and virtual spooge doesn't leave any stains.read more
  • Kendall Jenner Meets the President

    Mon 12:15pm By Lex
    The White House Correspondents Dinner used to be a showcase for the sitting President to recite cracks about himself and the White House press corps then hand out a bunch of awards to dead people. The annual event served as a friendly reminder that the press…
  • Ariel Winter's Mom Not Down With Boob Reduction

    Mon 11:58am By Lex
    Ariel Winter received official clearance to ditch her mom four years ago. She claimed Crystal Workman was emotionally and physically abusive. The kind of incentive a kid needs to book Juicy Juice at nine, but not a network TV gig when you're sporting 36D's at…