• When Salma Hayek Went Full Frontal (Mr Skin Minute VIDEO)

    Fri 4:00pm By Sponsored Content
    Hayek has no problem showing off her amazing rack and ass. This mentality has gotten her far. read more
  • It's Been a Long, Hard Week, But You Could Be Harder

    Fri 3:00pm By Guest Post
    This will give you something that'll turn that work week around. read more
  • Bella Thorne Bikinis On Instagram And Shit Around The Web

    Fri 2:10pm By Michael Garcia
    The incomparableBella Thorneshared her bikinied goodies on social media. Technically, she's comparable since there are a hundred chicks doing the exact same thing at the same time looking equally as good. But fuck you, I get points for big words. read more
  • Ja Rule's Fyre Festival Breaks Bad

    Fri 2:00pm By Lex Jurgen
    Ja Rule and his buddies had a brilliant idea. Score some of that sweet ass Coachella cash from the same dummies who pay a relatively small millennial part-workers fortune to hang in the California desert each April. read more
  • Lonzo Ball's Dad Has It All Figured Out

    Fri 1:00pm By Lex Jurgen
    Lonzo Ball made it through a single year of fake college as proscribed by the NBA's Education First dogma and is looking at a top three selection in the upcoming draft. That's worth guaranteed millions. His shamelessly outspoken stage dad LeVar Ball is…
  • Emilia Clark Topless As Needed

    Fri 12:10pm By Lex Jurgen
    After bursting onto the bigger world stage by way of being a continuously topless dragon mother in Game of Thrones, Emilia Clarke declared she was no longer going to be naked on camera. read more
  • Bella Hadid Fashion Victim With Bra

    Fri 11:37am By Sam Robeson
    Someday our well of insults for Bella Hadid will run dry. By that point, she'll have joined her mother in the Jocelyn Wildenstein training program. read more
  • Britney Spears Insta Sex Slave 4 U

    Fri 11:11am By Sam Robeson
    Britney Spears should make everyone clinically depressed. Instead, we celebrate the fact that she's simply alive. It's a low bar. The pop star's custodians must be sprinkling uppers into her Prozac-laced mac & cheese. read more
  • R. Kelly Sued by Husband of a Woman He Gave Chlamydia

    Fri 10:33am By Lex Jurgen
    The spectrum of complaints for which R. Kelly could be sued or arrested is infinite. There's not an actionable offense you could assign to Kelly that would draw shock. read more
  • Bella Thorne Bush Waxed

    Fri 10:14am By Lex Jurgen
    Bella Thorne segued out of a slut shaming rant to share her first bikini wax on Snapchat. It's not exactly live streaming a dump, but it's close enough. read more
  • Katy Perry Fans Pissed

    Fri 9:34am By Matt Ralston
    Katy Perry is facing backlash for collaborating with rap group Migos on a new single. Not simply because she's slumming it, it turns out Migos made some slightly homophobic remarks about a rapper who came out of the closet. Nothing like you'd imagine where…
  • Caitlyn Jenner And Mike Pence Have a Thing

    Fri 9:09am By Matt Ralston
    Walking body part mosaic Caitlyn Jenner says she plans to meet with Mike Pence in Washington to pretend she is an activist, as she has ordered a lapel pin in the past six days. It appears Pence does not have similar plans, but he might go out of his way…