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  • Lena Dunham’s Topless, Too, Goddammit

    31 October 2014, 1:28 pm by: The Superficial

    Christian conservatives like to flail their arms around and say America is becoming Nazi Germany because people sometimes disagree them and don’t go, “Why, yes, we should become a theocracy based on a 2,000 year old book that says you can stone women and…
  • Amanda Bynes Is Accusing Her Dad of Being A ‘Sexual Predator’ Again

    31 October 2014, 12:47 pm by: The Superficial

    And here we go again. I’d like to personally dedicate this shitstorm that took less than 24 hours to form to the judge who released Amanda Bynes even after her doctors said she was “severely ill.” Well played, your honor. This couldn’t be going better.…
  • Lindsay Lohan’s Being Sued For $60 Million

    31 October 2014, 12:20 pm by: The Superficial

    So remember when Lindsay Lohan and her brother stole that dude’s app? He actually thinks he’s getting $60 million out of them. C’mon, she’s not sucking that many dicks. — Is she? Page Six reports: Actress Lindsay Lohan’s younger brother, once the…
  • Jessica Biel’s Probably Pregnant

    31 October 2014, 11:20 am by: The Superficial

    The biggest rumor going around right now is that Jessica Biel is probably pregnant which was only fueled more by the editor of InStyle publicly congratulating her on her “impending motherhood,” and Justin Timberlake showing up to the amfAR Gala without…
  • Amanda Bynes Is On The Loose Again

    31 October 2014, 10:18 am by: The Superficial

    Things were looking good for Amanda Bynes this week. Doctors were looking to place her on an extended 30-day hold, her parents got another conservatorship and this time with a much better understanding of what happens if they let this one expire. Except…
  • Good Morning, Vivica Mitra, And Other News

    31 October 2014, 9:28 am by: The Superficial

    - Twas not Gwyneth who bowed to Justin Timberlake, but the other way around… - You’re getting another Pee-wee Herman movie. - Things That Bounce Thursday: Experience it again for the very first time. - Alessandra Ambrosio is naked. - #GamerGate is…
  • Chelsea Handler’s Naked Breasts Have Declared War On Instagram

    30 October 2014, 10:49 pm by: The Superficial

    The last time Chelsea Handler showed everyone a naked breast, it was to promote her SiriusXM interview with Dave Grohl. This time she’s doing it to fuck with Instagram. And possibly all of us. It is the Devil’s Eve. Anyway, here’s the caption for the…
  • The Crap We Missed – Thursday 10.30.14

    30 October 2014, 4:00 pm by: Photo Boy

    Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, where I’ve lead today’s gallery with Kelly Osbourne‘s breasts, which I’ve shamefully looked up on with lust. From there, I basically stuffed this thing full of the leftovers from amfAR Inspiration Gala, then…
  • Queen Latifah Cancels Bill Cosby Interview Because of Rape Allegations

    30 October 2014, 3:07 pm by: The Superficial

    And now back to awful. Last week, Hannibal Buress managed to remind the entire Internet that Bill Cosby has a long history of rape allegations. Except just like the last time this happened, it was already looking it would blow over again because Bill Cosby…
  • At Least Jenny McCarthy’s Breasts Aren’t Horribly Damaging Kids- Wait

    30 October 2014, 1:58 pm by: The Superficial

    Usually this is the part where I post T&A pics to rinse everybody’s brains from the child-destroying garbage that came before it. It’s a small service I provide for the community, but I don’t like to brag about it. Except I kind of fucked up and forgot…
  • Mama June: ‘The Truth Will Come Out On My Side’

    30 October 2014, 12:52 pm by: The Superficial

    Mama June Shannon gave an exclusive interview to E! News yesterday to let everyone know that the protection of her kids is her “number one priority” which she’ll now demonstrate by giving indirect answers about whether she’s dating a child molester who…
  • Rihanna’s Breasts Fought AIDS, Too

    30 October 2014, 11:52 am by: The Superficial

    Here’s Rihanna at yesterday’s amfAR Inspiration Gala where she spent the whole night saying things like, “Damn! Miley Cyrus and that mouse with an Australian accent just shot a guy with a plunger!” And, “Oh snap, that fly’s wearing a red shirt!”…
  • Miley Cyrus Wore This To Fight AIDS

    30 October 2014, 11:21 am by: The Superficial

    Because every post about misogynistic reactions to the academic discussion of sexist tropes should be followed by pics of Miley Cyrus‘ cleavage, here she is at last night’s amfAR Inspiration Gala where she helped Dale and the other Rescue Rangers stop Fat…
  • Stephen Colbert Takes On #GamerGate

    30 October 2014, 10:24 am by: The Superficial

    As some of you might’ve noticed, the Edit feature is no longer available in the comments which is all thanks to #GamerGaters and their inability to gracefully lose an argument without exploiting flaws to change other users’ comments. So to celebrate that…
  • Good Morning, Cassie Cardelle, And Other News

    30 October 2014, 9:17 am by: The Superficial

    - How long was Katie Holmes in that reeducation trailer? It’s time to start asking. - Amanda Bynes parents got another conservatorship. Try not to fuck it up this time. - Redheads Are Really Bringing The Love This Week - Brandi Glanville bashes everyone…
  • The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 10.29.14

    29 October 2014, 4:00 pm by: Photo Boy

    Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where I could only find this one pic of Emily Ratajkowski at whatever dumb event this is, so she got relegated to TCWM. It’s an indignity she doesn’t deserve, I know, to be lumped in with the likes of Floyd…
  • No Shit Gwyneth Paltrow Broke Up Chris Martin & Jennifer Lawrence

    29 October 2014, 2:43 pm by: The Superficial

    The very second Jennifer Lawrence and Chris Martin broke up, it didn’t take a rocket scientist to figure out it probably had to do with the woman he’s technically still married to who also has a giant ego that’s about to get her face baked into a quiche.…
  • And Now Wacky Hijinks With The Avengers

    29 October 2014, 2:12 pm by: The Superficial

    For a change of scenery after two posts about how fucked we are as a society, here’s the extra footage from The Avengers: Age of Ultron that Marvel scrambled together for last night’s Agent of S.H.I.E.L.D. after the full trailer leaked last week leaving…
  • Kim Kardashian Compared Herself To ‘I Love Lucy’

    29 October 2014, 1:19 pm by: The Superficial

    Once you’ve written about one reality show and the empty, mammoth husks of humanity that star in them, you kind of want to write about them all. So here’s Kim Kardashian literally comparing Keeping Up With The Kardashians to I Love Lucy with a straight…
  • Mama June’s Daughter Was Molested In Front Of Her Other Daughter

    29 October 2014, 12:20 pm by: The Superficial

    With each passing day, the Mama June dating a convicted child molester who raped her own daughter situation keeps getting soul-crushingly worse even with child protective services involved who probably can’t do shit. And now Radar has released the full…
  • Jose Canseco Shot His Finger Off

    29 October 2014, 11:01 am by: The Superficial

    “Come into my world, flower. If you can handle it.” There’s an even more sick and disturbing Honey Boo Boo update coming up, so before I darken everybody’s soul with that (The Superficial: I’mma Put My Pain In You), let’s laugh at an idiot shooting…
  • All You Need To Know About Jenny McCarthy’s Sirius Show In One Pic

    29 October 2014, 10:03 am by: Photo Boy

    Posted by Photo Boy If a picture is worth a thousand words, in this case they’re all “PPPRRRRRPPPFFFTHH,” then extended cackling followed by a suicidal producer shuffling into the booth with a can of Febreeze. Snooki appearing on any show called Dirty,…
  • Good Morning, Colleen Shannon, And Other News

    29 October 2014, 9:00 am by: The Superficial

    - Ben Affleck‘s making PSAs about saving the bats now. No, really. - Julia Roberts really wants you to know she’s never had plastic surgery. - Jon Voight wants Angelina Jolie to play Michelle Bachmann. Okay… - Meet the Chivettes of ChiveFest Dallas -…
  • The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 10.28.14

    28 October 2014, 4:00 pm by: Photo Boy

    Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring all kinds of beautiful artwork, starting with Lindsay Lohan‘s nude portrait that she commissioned because cocaine money doesn’t launder itself. Then there’s another Chris Brown graffiti mural of what…
  • Chadwick Boseman Is Black Panther: The Day Marvel Pissed In DC’s Face

    28 October 2014, 3:36 pm by: The Superficial

    During a 30 minute event that practically broke Twitter and pissed directly in DC‘s face, Marvel laid out it’s Phase 3 movie plans which included the casting of Chadwick Boseman as Black Panther, and an upcoming Captain Marvel movie staring.. somebody as…
  • Mama June Under Investigation By Child Services

    28 October 2014, 2:12 pm by: The Superficial

    “Pah. Manga wonjee kohkpa, oong Jedi. Chool kanya wee shaja mee-choo.” After word, and undeniable photo evidence, got out that Mama June Shannon was letting convicted child molester Mark McDaniel near Honey Boo Boo even though he molested one daughter,…
  • Amy Poehler Bombed A Date With John Stamos

    28 October 2014, 12:54 pm by: The Superficial

    John Stamos is a beautiful, ageless possible-centaur who any man, woman, child, or beast would feel extremely self-concscious about dating. And Amy Poehler is no exception because here she is telling Howard Stern about the time she went out to dinner with…
  • Benedict Cumberbatch Is Doctor Strange: A Post About Kendall’s Butt

    28 October 2014, 11:51 am by: Photo Boy

    “I’ll tell you what’s strange. Giant penguins, amirite?!” (I have no fucking business writing these.) Posted by Photo Boy You guys know by now that Fish’s new favorite thing besides sending headless animal carcasses to Hilary Duff‘s house is to…
  • Kevin Smith Without A Beard Will Eat Your Soul

    28 October 2014, 11:32 am by: The Superficial

    Kevin Smith smoked a bunch of weed and came up with some movie called Yoga Hosers, and that’s already more than you could ever possibly need to know about that. However, in the process of preparing for his role that will presumably still involve jorts –…
  • Good Morning, Topless Caitlin O’Connor, and Other News

    28 October 2014, 10:25 am by: Photo Boy

    Posted by Photo Boy - George Clooney‘s wife is making him have the wedding over and over. His nightmare is real. - Apparently Mike is one of those guys who buys rubber Farrah Abraham pussies in Magic Mike XXL. - All Is Fair In Tug And War - If only Aaron…

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