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  • The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 4.15.14

    15 April 2014, 3:30 pm by: Photo Boy

    Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed that exists in a world of skinny Jessica Simpon, so nothing makes sense to me now. For example, why is Irina Shayk on vacation with the Kardashians? And does Scientology really enable Tom Cruise to turn himself into a…
  • Here’s Your ‘Creationist Cosmos’

    15 April 2014, 2:00 pm by: The Superficial

    If you’re like me, you’ve been enjoying the shit out of Cosmos and finding yourself masturbating more frequently on account of the spring air. We’re practically twins! So here’s Creationist Cosmos, a Funny or Die response to Christians who got their…
  • Lindsay Lohan Drunk At Coachella? Impossible

    15 April 2014, 1:55 pm by: The Superficial

    There’s been a depressing amount of headlines about Lindsay Lohan getting drunk at Coachella even though this should surprise absolutely no one for three very simple reasons: 1. It’s Lindsay Lohan. 2. She said she wasn’t going to drink. And 3. The first…
  • Jessica Simpson Looks F*cking Fantastic

    15 April 2014, 1:14 pm by: The Superficial

    So remember the other day when I geeked out over Jessica Simpson‘s legs? That wasn’t me. That was somebody else. I don’t even know what a blog is. What I do know is how to order Chili’s take-out and might even have some right here. Just right here…
  • Lady Gaga’s ‘G.U.Y.’ Video Wasted 365,000 Gallons of Water In The Middle Of A Drought

    15 April 2014, 11:50 am by: The Superficial

    California is in the middle of an historic drought, so it only makes sense that Lady Gaga blew through 365,000 gallons of water so there wouldn’t be an empty pool in the background while shooting her “G.U.Y.” video at the Hearst Castle. Did the water…
  • Kate Upton Hates Everything That Is Awesome And Good About Her

    15 April 2014, 10:09 am by: The Superficial

    This news was too important to get lost in the onslaught of Coachella and MTV Movie Awards pics, so here’s Kate Upton saying she wishes she had smaller breasts while recognizing she’d be goddamn nobody without them. NOBODY. Via HuffPost: That’s right,…
  • Good Morning, Emily DiDonato, And Other News

    15 April 2014, 9:19 am by: The Superficial

    - If Mark Wahlberg didn’t win the Generation Award, 9/11 would’ve never happened. - This should’ve been the ending to Lost. - A Tug A Day Will Keep The Doctor Away - Cameron Diaz is starting to grow on me. - Conservatives are trying to make it harder…
  • And Now For Something Completely Different

    15 April 2014, 9:00 am by: The Superficial

    Before I get back to the business of celebrity boobs and the idiots who wish they didn’t have them, I want to draw your attention to something that’s actually important, and run by a colleague who’s been a mentor and a trusted friend that helped me…
  • The Crap We Missed – Monday 4.14.14

    14 April 2014, 4:00 pm by: Photo Boy

    Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed which you’ll find is free of anything Coachella-related, because if I have to look at one more picture of a rich asshole wearing a bowler hat and glow jewelry, I might actually kill myself. Instead I focused this…
  • Rich People Pretending To Be Groovy Hippies, Man

    14 April 2014, 3:00 pm by: The Superficial

    Now that we’ve seen Leonardo DiCaprio dancing, the continued effects of lupus on the mind, and British on Dutch foreplay, here’s the rest of the rich people pretending to be earth spirits or some stupid shit they told themselves on the jet ride over. In…
  • By All Means, Alex Pettyfer, Fingerbang Marloes Horst Right In The Middle of Coachella

    14 April 2014, 2:12 pm by: The Superficial

    “Holy shit, is that Leonardo DiCaprio dancing over there? Wait, where you going? Babe. Babe, come back! Babe! I wasn’t done finger- goddammit.” – How this story ended Photos: Pacific Coast NewsRead More ...
  • Selena Gomez Went To Coachella With Kendall & Kylie Jenner

    14 April 2014, 1:07 pm by: The Superficial

    Now that her parents are out of the picture – Which they found out from TMZ by the way. – Selena Gomez can finally make the mature business decisions she’s always wanted to make like hanging out with Kendall and Kylie Jenner at bullshit music festivals.…
  • Hilary Duff & Mike Comrie Went To Coachella Together

    14 April 2014, 12:21 pm by: The Superficial

    On Friday, word got out that Hilary Duff and Mike Comrie were calling off the divorce, and now here’s the two of them at Coachella over the weekend looking absolutely shocked to see the paparazzi despite hundreds of them being there every single year since…
  • Leonardo DiCaprio Is One Helluva Dancer

    14 April 2014, 11:22 am by: The Superficial

    Apparently when Leonardo DiCaprio goes to Coachella he wants to fucking dance, so here he is doing something close to that. And if you think it’s shitty that a rich, Hollywood actor can’t cut loose and have a good time without someone filming him, he has…
  • Jenny McCarthy Is Literally Trying To Say She’s Never Been Anti-Vaccines Now

    14 April 2014, 7:56 am by: The Superficial

    Before this day gets consumed by Coachella and The MTV Movie Awards, I just want to make everyone aware that in a new op-ed for the Chicago Sun-Times, Jenny McCarthy tries to say she’s never been anti-vaccines. The Jenny McCarthy. What she does try to say is…
  • The 2014 MTV Movie Awards

    14 April 2014, 7:55 am by: The Superficial

    Here’s the rest of The 2014 MTV Movie Awards which you’ll quickly notice is mostly Rita Ora‘s cleavage, and for some odd reason, an almost equal amount of Zac Efron shirtless which was a typo. I have no idea how those got there, or why I tried to wash my…
  • Emma Stone Was A Vampire This Whole Time And Other News

    14 April 2014, 7:50 am by: The Superficial

    - Robert Downey Jr. is the goddamn man. - Beyonce crashed Solange‘s Coachella performance. - Tan Line Season Has Finally Arrived - Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin make no fucking sense. - Science is growing vaginas in labs now! IN YOUR FACE, VIRGINITY.…
  • Rihanna, Nicki Minaj, Jessica Alba & Victoria Justice Were The Hot Ones

    14 April 2014, 7:50 am by: The Superficial

    Here’s Rihanna, Nicki Minaj, Jessica Alba, and Victoria Justice at last night’s MTV Movie Awards who I could’ve easily put into their own galleries, but your attention spans aren’t the greatest, so I made Photo Boy moosh them all into one. Also, I like…
  • The Crap We Missed – Friday 4.11.14

    11 April 2014, 2:00 pm by: Photo Boy

    Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed where Steven Tyler finally went full Jame Gumb, then Miley Cyrus instagrammed some blurry toplessness, then this guy and this guy excitedly touched dogs, making me think “Ha! They bang those dogs.” This is the…
  • Sean Penn Has A Hot Daughter

    11 April 2014, 1:13 pm by: The Superficial

    Here’s Dylan Penn, daughter of Sean Penn and Robin Wright posing for Treats! magazine. A publication I’ve never heard of before that apparently makes awesome naked videos of Emily Ratajkowski (NSFW), so clearly it’s edited by Jesus under the direction of…
  • Hilary Duff’s Calling Off The Divorce

    11 April 2014, 12:14 pm by: The Superficial

    Because apparently it’s Get Back Together With People Who Should Be Me Goddammit Week, Radar reports Hilary Duff is working things out with Mike Comrie after the two started hooking up back in February. Which essentially means they spent a month not having…
  • Goddammit, Cher, You’re 80. Put It Away.

    11 April 2014, 11:12 am by: The Superficial

    On Wednesday, I posted bikini photos of Minnie Driver that you people remarkably clicked the living shit out of, so you really only have yourselves to blame for this post. I am but a simple supplier here to meet your demand. You say nipples, I say how far down…
  • The Most Retarded Criticism of Stephen Colbert You’ll Ever Read In Your Life

    11 April 2014, 10:36 am by: The Superficial

    While tons of headlines were written yesterday about Rush Limbaugh predictably accusing CBS of declaring “war on the Heartland of America” by choosing Stephen Colbert to replace David Letterman, former Breitbart editor Ben Shapiro fired off a piece on his…
  • Selena Gomez Fired Her Parents

    11 April 2014, 9:45 am by: The Superficial

    Because she’s a big girl now who can make big girl decisions like getting back together with Justin Bieber for the 18th time even though he’s an awful little shithead who got her subpoenaed right in front of the paparazzi, Selena Gomez has officially fired…
  • Good Morning, Constance Nunes, And Other News

    11 April 2014, 9:08 am by: The Superficial

    - Drake isn’t getting the crazy sex that Chris Brown got. That’s what’s happening here. - Kris Jenner won’t pose for Playboy. Your first-born was not sacrificed in vain. - Did Somebody Say Yoga Pants? - Courtney Stodden‘s lips are almost as big as…
  • The Crap We Missed – Thursday 4.10.14

    10 April 2014, 3:30 pm by: Photo Boy

    Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, a surprisingly large gallery for late in the week when I’m usually scrambling through random events where I think Richard Grieco might have heard they had free sandwiches. But thanks to Kelsey Grammer continuing…
  • Katherine Heigl’s Suing Duane Reade For $6 Million For Tweeting That She Shopped There

    10 April 2014, 2:30 pm by: The Superficial

    Above is Katherine Heigl leaving a Duane Reade last March after shopping there with her mom Madame TurnYouIntoAnUnhirableCunt, and below is a tweet from two days later: A tweet that Katherine Heigl has determined is worth $6 million because she’s a famous…
  • Alexandra Daddario’s Butt Is Naked, Too

    10 April 2014, 2:00 pm by: The Superficial

    Here’s Alexandra Daddario posing nude for the new issue of Vanity Fair which if you click on, will lead you right into the gallery of her naked on True Detective. And that’s the story of why you’re looking at this post. The End. Photo: Vanity FairRead…
  • Stephen Colbert Is Replacing David Letterman (R.I.P. Colbert Report)

    10 April 2014, 12:56 pm by: The Superficial

    Hey, do you like Colbert Report? Well, fuck you, it’s over. It’s all over because CBS just announced Stephen Colbert as David Letterman‘s successor for The Late Show which means his Comedy Central show will end at the of 2014 when his contract was up.…
  • Joe Francis Is Going To Be The Father Of Twin Girls. Joe Francis.

    10 April 2014, 11:59 am by: The Superficial

    And now for the most hilarious collection of words you’ll ever read thanks to Joe Francis announcing to Us Weekly that he specifically Kate Gosselin‘d his girlfriend Abbey Wilson with twin girls because women’s bodies are but a canvas for him to create…

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