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  • ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’ Has A Trailer

    24 July 2014, 9:50 am by: The Superficial

    Here’s the first official trailer for Fifty Shades of Grey which is interesting only in the sense that Hollywood has officially lowered itself to making a movie that’s based on a book that was originally Twilight fan-fiction until the character’s names…
  • What’s Up, Andrea Calle? And Other News

    23 July 2014, 10:54 pm by: The Superficial

    - I’ve always thought these two should get together. - Kid Rock‘s glass dildo has been subpoenaed. You just read that. - If You Like Tattoos, Get In Here - The fucking Amish are sick of hearing Farrah Abraham‘s shit. - The more I hear Blake Lively…
  • The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 7.23.14

    23 July 2014, 3:00 pm by: Photo Boy

    Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, where I’ll shoot you straight and tell you I’m about to make nothing but anal sex jokes. First, it’s David Beckham learning the hard way why you never turn down John Travolta‘s invite to a Sea Org cruise,…
  • Justin Bieber Used A Wheelchair To Skip Lines At Disneyland ‘Allegedly’

    23 July 2014, 2:03 pm by: The Superficial

    When it rains Justin Bieber is a shithead posts, it pours, so here’s a picture of him at Disneyland tweeted by SWAGGYJB3194 and you’ll probably notice he’s in a wheelchair. According to TMZ, it’s because he used it to cut in line at Disneyland, but…
  • Britney Spears Has A Lingerie Line Now

    23 July 2014, 1:27 pm by: The Superficial

    Despite the fact we know she looks like Ann Coulter and Odo from DS9‘s fuck-baby now, here’s a completely realistic promo image for Britney Spears‘ lingerie line which we’re supposed to believe is designed by her even though it’s called “The…
  • Leonardo DiCaprio Knows Karate

    23 July 2014, 12:27 pm by: The Superficial

    Either because he’s seen the Internet comments about his weight gain, or he’s a Bond villain (“The game’sh over, Allthepushy.”), here’s Leonardo DiCaprio doing karate for the paparazzi on a yacht yesterday. Which reminds me. Have you ever noticed…
  • Selena Gomez & Cara Delevingne Are Still Partying

    23 July 2014, 11:38 am by: The Superficial

    The “media” will try and tell you that Selena Gomez is on this yacht with her new boyfriend Tommy Chiabra even though it’s obvious she’s having hot lesbian sex with Cara Delevingne who has the sort of soft, delicate hands she’s accustomed to. In…
  • Lana Del Rey F*cked ‘A Lot’ of Industry People To Get A Record Deal, It Didn’t Work

    23 July 2014, 11:12 am by: The Superficial

    Over the past few months, Lana Del Rey has given a series of exhausting interviews that you haven’t seen on this site because I’m pretty sure I just said they were exhausting. Pay attention. And now she’s given a new one to Complex that has everybody all…
  • The Police Are Telling Justin Bieber’s Neighbors To Place Him Under Citizen’s Arrest

    23 July 2014, 10:28 am by: The Superficial

    After being called to Justin Bieber‘s Beverly Hills condo six times over the weekend for noise violations from the parties he threw on both Saturday and Sunday night, the police have basically just said “fuck it” and are telling his neighbors to place…
  • Good God, Michelle Lewin, And Other News

    22 July 2014, 8:47 pm by: The Superficial

    - What the hell is in Charlie Hunnam‘s backpack?! - Billy Bob Thornton is fucking pissed about Cupcake Wars. PISSED. - Festival Girls Like To Have Fun - Paris Hilton thinks she built her “empire” all by herself. - These are some weird-ass Nina Agdal…
  • The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 7.22.14

    22 July 2014, 3:00 pm by: Photo Boy

    Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, the daily post where we cull together the drunk, unintentional butt flashes, the sober, completely intentional butt flashes, Vin Diesel‘s stupid fucking face looking stupid as fuck, and Chadwick Boseman looking…
  • Blake Lively GOOPed Early

    22 July 2014, 2:21 pm by: The Superficial

    If I had to list Blake Lively‘s accomplishments in order, they’d be the following: Great breasts. Great breasts. Great breasts. Risked getting karate-kicked to death by Jennifer Garner. Great breasts. Not too shabby legs. Great breasts. Oh, and something…
  • Did LeAnn Rimes Shit Herself? An Excuse To Post These Bikini Pictures

    22 July 2014, 1:13 pm by: The Superficial

    Just so we’re all clear what’s happening here: I’m already to the point where I can’t justify posting pics of LeAnn Rimes in a bikini just for the sake of posting LeAnn Rimes in a bikini because LeAnn Rimes is always in a bikini. I will, however,…
  • Is Selena Gomez A Lesbian Now?

    22 July 2014, 12:33 pm by: The Superficial

    Above are pictures of Selena Gomez and Cara Delevingne partying in St. Tropez which obviously raises the question: Is Selena Gomez a lesbian now? Granted, she looks pretty close to this dude, but Cara Delevingne is there. They’re practically kissing, but…
  • Someone Tell Farrah Abraham That Jessica Alba Doesn’t Look A Thing Like Her

    22 July 2014, 11:38 am by: The Superficial

    I talk a lot of shit about Jessica Alba, but that’s only because she won’t get naked, so it’s actually kind of cute when you think about it. Seductive, even. But at the end of the day, she is a Hollywood actress who gets cast in (quasi-)non-pornographic…
  • Jay Z & Beyonce Are Consciously Uncoupling

    22 July 2014, 10:39 am by: The Superficial

    A few weeks back, the Internet lost its shit after Beyonce started changing song lyrics to oddly specific accusations of Jay Z cheating on her. And now comes word that they’re trying to pretend to be happily married long enough to make it through their “On…
  • What’s Up, Arianny Celeste? And Other News

    21 July 2014, 9:37 pm by: The Superficial

    - George Clooney is “marrying up,” according to George Clooney. - Nobody watched LeAnn Rimes‘ reality show. You’re alright, humanity. - I didn’t know Kim Kardashian came in non-Armenian. - Jonah Hill officiated Adam Levine‘s wedding. Jonah Hill.…
  • The Crap We Missed – Monday 7.21.14

    21 July 2014, 4:00 pm by: Photo Boy

    Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed, fresh off my brief stint in County, because apparently in Obama’s America, masturbating in the post office is frowned upon relaxing three-day hiatus, so I’ve the usual overstuffed sausage of celebrity nonsense for…
  • Chris Brown Threw A Charity Kickball Game

    21 July 2014, 3:15 pm by: The Superficial

    Chris Brown just got out of jail for violating his probation from beating the shit out of a woman, so why wouldn’t Paris Hilton, Carmen Electra, Amber Rose, Christina Milian, and Kendall and Kylie Jenner show up to his charity kickball game? What does…
  • Where’d Selena Gomez’s Implants Go?

    21 July 2014, 2:31 pm by: The Superficial

    Because people like me will never understand how breasts work (Chlorophyll?), there’s been a lot of talk recently about Selena Gomez getting implants. Except here she is over the weekend looking noticeably less chestier which means she probably didn’t get…
  • Kanye West: A Blowfish Who Married His Dinosaur

    21 July 2014, 1:52 pm by: The Superficial

    Kanye West is GQ‘s cover interview for the month of August, and so naturally that comes with a goldmine of quotes about how he’s a blowfish, the Martin Luther King Jr. of celebrity rights, and married his dinosaur who’s also a fighter jet or something.…
  • Lindsay Lohan’s In A Bikini Again

    21 July 2014, 1:10 pm by: The Superficial

    When you’re a hard-working actress fresh off of an award for Biggest Comeback, it’s important to take a moment and relax on the yacht you’ve been blowing a man to be on for the past week. Also, pop a lot of zits. That’s really the key to this whole…
  • Putin Shot Stephen Seagal’s Estonian Blues Career Out of The Sky

    21 July 2014, 12:14 pm by: The Superficial

    While the passengers of Malaysia Airlines Flight MH17 and their loved ones suffered a horrific tragedy last week that shook the international community, no one’s talking about the real victim in all of this: Steven Seagal. Once an aspiring blues musician…
  • Anastasia Ashley & Logan Fazio Had A Butt-Off

    21 July 2014, 11:17 am by: The Superficial

    Because it’s been a depressing morning, here are Anastasia Ashley and Logan Fazio “The Pin-Up Paparazzo” having a butt-off in Miami over the weekend. And if that doesn’t brighten your mood, congratulations, you’re already dead and being cremated in…
  • Casey Kasem’s Body Is Missing Now

    21 July 2014, 10:46 am by: The Superficial

    So remember the other day when we all found out Casey Kasem‘s body was still sitting in a funeral home after he’s been dead for over a month? It’s missing now. And by missing I mean stolen by his widow and smuggled into Canada because his kids requested…
  • We Lost James Garner (1928 – 2014)

    21 July 2014, 10:02 am by: The Superficial

    While Lindsay Lohan continues to be humanity’s cockroach, legendary film and television actor James Garner died Saturday night at his home at the age of 86, and holy shit, did this guy lead a life: From physically battling an abusive stepmother to protect…
  • Let’s Start With Ashley Sky And Other News

    20 July 2014, 9:52 pm by: The Superficial

    - So obviously pregnant. Who are you fooling?! - The Royal Baby is walking. All shall perish. - There Are Sexy Chivers Among Us - Like Kim Kardashian knows her kid’s naptime. Or her name for that matter. - Science can’t even prove that women talk more…
  • The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 4.19

    18 July 2014, 8:07 pm by: The Superficial

    Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet coming at you way earlier than usual because you were robbed of a The Crap We Missed and, fuck it, it’s Friday in the middle of July. So here’s your commentical goodness for…
  • Devin Brugman Is The Crap I Missed – Friday 7.18.14

    18 July 2014, 1:13 pm by: The Superficial

    Alright, folks, Photo Boy’s off today, so The Crap We Missed will return Monday. So to make up for that, here are Devin Brugman‘s crazy awesome breasts and ass in a bikini which if I’m being honest, should make up for everything that’s gone wrong in…
  • What Happened To Britney Spears’ Face?

    18 July 2014, 12:22 pm by: The Superficial

    Here’s Britney Spears leaving a gym with her mom yesterday – I’ll assume this is related. – and seriously, what the hell is going on with her face? Are they starving her? Because my money’s on starving her. And yet nobody’s going to do anything.…

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