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  • The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 5.22.13

    22 May 2013, 4:30 pm by: Photo Boy

    Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, an important day for us, where we learn that Leonardo DiCaprio‘s vaginotizing abilities may be hereditary. We’ve also got a shot of Ewan McGregor on the set of Happy Ending: The True Story of How I Got John…
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  • Jose Canseco’s Being Investigated For Rape

    22 May 2013, 3:46 pm by: The Superficial

    According to a statement by the Las Vegas Police Department, Jose Canseco is being investigated for the rape of a fitness instructor who he’s apparently already named on Twitter like an idiot along with revealing her exact allegations and claiming he’ll…
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  • Amanda Bynes Should Probably Stop Tanning Under Power Lines, This Can’t Be Healthy

    22 May 2013, 2:16 pm by: The Superficial

    Before everyone gets really confused, this is actually stripper Blac Chyna in Calabasas the other day who probably looks familiar because it’s who Amanda Bynes is literally trying to carve herself into. No, really. Via Fox News: In a rare interview with In…
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  • Wolf Blitzer Is A F*cking Idiot

    22 May 2013, 1:18 pm by: The Superficial

    Now that it’s time to pick the news-meat off the bones of the Oklahoma tornado survivors, above is Wolf Blitzer not even entertaining the thought that maybe everybody in America isn’t a Christian – Or in light of recent events, might have rationally and…
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  • Miranda Kerr Is Topless

    22 May 2013, 12:05 pm by: The Superficial

    Here’s a topless Miranda Kerr after having a wardrobe malfunction during a photo sh- Wait, why the hell are you even reading this? TOPLESS MIRANDA KERR. I even added the uncensored ones! Now go on, get outta here, ya crazy kids. God love ya. *tussles your…
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  • ‘Hi, I’m Lance Armstong. Lick My Butthole?’

    22 May 2013, 10:51 am by: The Superficial

    Comedian April Macie stopped by Howard Stern on Monday where she recounted a tale about the time she went to a hotel party “five or six years ago” with Lance Armstrong who apparently is very open about asking women he just met to eat his anus. So right…
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  • Good Morning, Whoever The Hell Anais Zanotti Is In A Bikini, And Other News

    22 May 2013, 10:20 am by: The Superficial

    - Lindsey Vonn‘s vagina is helping Tiger Woods win again. - Shia LaBeouf lied about all the real fucking he’d be doing in Lars von Trier‘s Nymphomaniac. - Facebook: The Battleground of Trolls and Idiots, and yes, I linked this entirely for the first…
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  • Shut Up And Watch The New ‘Man of Steel’ Trailer

    22 May 2013, 9:23 am by: The Superficial

    I’m really trying not to get my hopes up for Man of Steel after getting my face pissed in by The Dark Knight Rises, but goddamn, if this doesn’t look like Zack Snyder wasn’t kidding when he said this Superman was going to be a brawler. That said,…
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  • The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 5.21.13

    21 May 2013, 3:30 pm by: Photo Boy

    Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed which, after today, will be compiled by my kid. It was a decision made after long thought about his skills and abilities like not having to live in our pool house anymore. And he’s smart, yes of course, that too, but…
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  • Jon Bon Jovi Called Justin Bieber An Asshole

    21 May 2013, 2:23 pm by: The Superficial

    Without question, Justin Bieber is a little asshole, but sometimes it’s nice to hear it from other people besides me carving it into the side of a national monument. (Until tomorrow, Mr. Lincoln.) So here’s Jon Bon Jovi doing just that. Via Page Six: In…
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  • Damon Lindelof’s Sorry You Saw Alice Eve’s Underwear In ‘Star Trek Into Darkness’

    21 May 2013, 1:31 pm by: The Superficial

    The blink-and-you-miss-it scene where Alice Eve strips down to her underwear and changes into her space suit in the same shuttle as Captain Kirk was one of the rare incredible parts of Star Trek Into Darkness, so of course writer Damon Lindelof is apologizing…
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  • January Jones Sounds Awesome To Interview

    21 May 2013, 12:18 pm by: The Superficial

    January Jones recently sat down for an interview with The New York Times where naturally she comes off bitchier than an ice storm made of bitch and ice, but she also surprisingly – albeit inadvertently – reveals the deep commentary Mad Men is making on how…
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  • Megan Fox’s Ass In Tight Jeans Is Still Filming ‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’

    21 May 2013, 11:26 am by: The Superficial

    One of the few things Michael Bay does right is to cast incredibly hot women in movies and then prove he’s willing to risk tanking an entire third movie by un-casting them if they call him Hitler and don’t follow directions. Directions like looking fucking…
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  • Jann Wenner Made His 22-Year-Old Son The Head of RollingStone.com

    21 May 2013, 10:17 am by: The Superficial

    Nepotism is a tricky move to pull off because it’s almost always a sure-fire way to immediately lose the trust and respect of your employees even though they’ll go to extreme lengths to hide that fact from you while secretly getting their resume ready…
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  • Good Morning, Heather Graham, And Other News

    21 May 2013, 9:13 am by: The Superficial

    - The new issue of Esquire is all about the Pitt Porn. - Taylor Swift really hates Justin Bieber now. - Mind The Gap – 44 Pics - Jay-Z says Beyonce isn’t pregnant, so let’s believe one half of the Folding Stomach duo. They seem trustworthy. - In case…
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  • The Crap We Missed – Monday 5.20.13

    20 May 2013, 4:30 pm by: Photo Boy

    Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed coming off the heels of a weekend so full of events I hardly know where to begin, except I totally do and it’s with this pic of Drake on the set of the Anchorman sequel, which seems to have a cameo by fucking…
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  • The Rest of The 2013 Billboard Music Awards

    20 May 2013, 3:04 pm by: The Superficial

    Here’s the rest of The 2013 Billboards Music Awards which you’ll probably notice is nothing but Jennifer Lopez, Selena Gomez, Jenny McCarthy‘s breasts and Madonna‘s unholy war on pants. On that note, if you’re wondering why there are way more…
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  • Good Gawd, Taylor Swift’s Body

    20 May 2013, 1:47 pm by: The Superficial

    After spending the morning equating Ke$ha‘s face with terrorism, making light of body issues and generally violating a woman’s privacy, the least I can do is put on my sensitivity hat for a minute and acknowledge that once you ignore every single thing…
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  • Christina Aguilera Didn’t Get Fat Again Yet

    20 May 2013, 11:42 am by: The Superficial

    A few weeks ago, Christina Aguilera arrived at The Time 100 Gala looking surprisingly thinner for someone who couldn’t shut up about how comfortable she was in her skin and how her boyfriend couldn’t get enough of it. (Although, in her defense, neither…
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  • Ke$ha Thinks She’s Gwyneth Paltrow

    20 May 2013, 10:57 am by: The Superficial

    Back in April, Gwyneth Paltrow showed up to the premiere of Iron Man 3 in an insane side-butt outfit that made everyone talk about Gwyneth Paltrow because, cuntery aside, she is an attractive woman in remarkable shape. Ke$ha, on the other hand, tried to pull…
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