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  • The 2014 American Music Awards

    24 November 2014, 12:59 pm by: The Superficial

    Now that we’ve seen Nakedsaurus, Rise of The Sasquatch Nip Guardians, Cry For Me, Justintina, and BUTTFORCE 9000, here’s the rest of The 2014 American Music Awards which you’ll probably notice contains a disproportionate amount of Kate Beckinsale pics…
  • AMAs: Jennifer Lopez & Iggy Azalea Touched Butts

    24 November 2014, 12:33 pm by: The Superficial

    ABC explicitly warned Jennifer Lopez and Iggy Azalea not to touch butts while performing “Booty” for the AMAs because it’s a family show. Which is funny because on Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., another “family show” designed to promote Disney’s Marvel…
  • AMAs: Selena Gomez Didn’t Wear A Bra

    24 November 2014, 11:34 am by: The Superficial

    I wasn’t joking about gunning through these, so here’s Selena Gomez at the AMAs where she wore a braless dress and cry-sang about Justin Bieber because 22-year-olds are dumb. Congratulations, you are now the foremost expert on all things Selena Gomez and…
  • AMAs: Kendall & Kylie Brought The ‘Squatch

    24 November 2014, 10:53 am by: The Superficial

    Full Disclosure: I’ve got another giant-ass post to write about Bill Cosby, so I’m literally just throwing AMAs pics in your face starting with the least relevant and working my way up. Which is probably the greatest compliment I’ll ever give the…
  • AMAs: What The Hell Is A Bleona Qereti?

    24 November 2014, 10:01 am by: The Superficial

    According to Wikipedia, Bleona Qereti is the “Madonna of Albania” and a reality TV person on Bravo’s Euros of Hollywood. I honestly don’t know what I’m supposed to do with that information, but let the record show that I tried to get to know a woman…
  • ‘Burt Macklin Fights Dinosaurs’ Trailer For A Trailer And Other News

    24 November 2014, 9:30 am by: The Superficial

    - Angelina Jolie slipped and let people see her smoking. TO THE DIVORCE-O-TRON! - LeAnn Rimes to step-sons: “Why don’t you have a record deal at 11 like I did?!” - Kirk Cameron will tell you how to talk to gay people now. - Fingers Crossed, Our Night…
  • Katy Perry’s Giant Breasts Twerking In A Bikini

    23 November 2014, 9:27 pm by: The Superficial

    Katy Perry got into some sort of fight with the paparazzi in Sydney on Friday and made fun of their tiny penises, but everybody seems to be friends now because here are bikini photos of her giant breasts that I’m posting now so they don’t get buried…
  • The Crap We Missed – Friday 11.21.14

    21 November 2014, 2:56 pm by: Photo Boy

    Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed featuring the logical conclusion to the 138 Water shoots we post almost daily. And now I’m re-looking at that link and noticing that she’s hasn’t actually been penetrated by the bottle, so nevermind, we’ve still…
  • The Bill Cosby Shitstorm With Special Guests Glenn Beck & Donald Trump

    21 November 2014, 1:50 pm by: The Superficial

    And now for today’s onslaught of Bill Cosby news which brings two more accusers on top of yesterday’s Therese Serignese and Lou Ferrigno’s wife Carla for a grand total of four woman in the past 24 hours and presumably more the second I hit “Publish.”…
  • Lindsay Lohan Thinks She’s Poised For A Hollywood Comeback

    21 November 2014, 12:30 pm by: Photo Boy

    Posted by Photo Boy Lindsay Lohan‘s starring run in Speed-the-Plow will end November 29th, but before she heads back to the states finally giving England a change to delouse their capitol city, she’s of course already talking about how successful her…
  • Kim Kardashian Is Already Prepared For Her Daughter To Pose Naked

    21 November 2014, 11:17 am by: The Superficial

    Constantly doing porn has made Kim Kardashian‘s lots of money along with unprecedented fame for her and her family who literally did nothing but be related to a woman Ray J peed on. But enough about why America needs to burn, here’s Kim response to the…
  • Gwyneth Paltrow Took A Run At Martha Stewart, She Missed

    21 November 2014, 10:21 am by: The Superficial

    Back in October, Martha Stewart dropped a nuclear pie bomb on Gwyneth Paltrow with a recipe titled “Conscious Coupling” complete with a description that took the piss right out of Gwyneth’s divorce. It was a laser-guided strike expected of someone who…
  • Good Morning, Miranda Kerr, And Other News

    21 November 2014, 9:08 am by: The Superficial

    - Chris Pratt will be Cowboy Ninja Viking. Whatever that means. - Refinery 29‘s shit-ass puff-piece on Scientology has some problems. - Nick Jonas really needs you to know he’s not a virgin anymore. - Jamie Oliver: Spanking: bad, secretly rubbing hot…
  • The Crap We Missed – Thursday 11.20.14

    20 November 2014, 3:00 pm by: Photo Boy

    Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, your daily dose of random celebrities you thought were dead mixed with women’s butts in yoga pants and excited gay dudes. I honestly have no clue how these things combine so harmoniously that you guys happily…
  • Marilyn Manson Denies Making A Rape Video With Lana Del Rey

    20 November 2014, 2:21 pm by: The Superficial

    While I was busy writing about rape, another sort of rape was apparently happening on the Internet because this world needs to burn. Only this one was fictional and may be a complete hoax. Via Pitchfork: Footage from an project featuring Marilyn Manson and…
  • All The Shit Happening With Bill Cosby

    20 November 2014, 1:10 pm by: The Superficial

    Instead of writing 27 different posts about Bill Cosby like I did yesterday, here’s everything that’s happened since his lawyer called Janice Dickinson a liar in one handy post even though at this point at least three more accusers will probably come…
  • Kim Kardashian Tries To Adopt Orphan In Thailand, Orphan’s Like ‘Nah’

    20 November 2014, 11:29 am by: The Superficial

    “I’m here now, child, your Fairy Buttmothe- why are you running?!” On a recent episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians, supreme ass-clencher Kim Kardashian pretended to possess a soul capable of empathy and compassion by expressing interest in…
  • Lady Gaga Has An Armpit Tattoo, Also Side Boob

    20 November 2014, 11:00 am by: The Superficial

    Remember Lady Gaga? Used to be Paul from The Wonder Years? Eh, it doesn’t matter. Here she is showing off her new armpit tattoo in England which I’m posting because you can see her side boob, and side boob isn’t Bill Cosby raping people. “Allegedly.”…
  • Stop Asking Serious Artist Baby Goose To Be ‘Sexiest Man Alive,’ Girl

    20 November 2014, 10:00 am by: Photo Boy

    Posted by Photo Boy Yesterday, we spent some time considering whether or not Thor could get us off harder than any other chiseled actor, and today, we’ll spend even more time thinking about one of the guys who didn’t get that honor. I want to make it…
  • Good Morning, Alexandra Eriksson, And Other News

    20 November 2014, 9:05 am by: The Superficial

    - Benedict Cumberbatch wants to be Ryan Gosling. - This is what Kylie Jenner looks like without 800 pounds of war paint. - Donald Sutherland thinks Jennifer Lawrence is Jesus, so guess who saw the nudes. - Rip-Roaring Redheads Coming In Hot - Anna…
  • The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 11.19.14

    19 November 2014, 3:00 pm by: Photo Boy

    Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring the return of the big black microphone meme with the urine pig that started it all. We’ve also got Don Lemon who never gave me a reason to toss him at the mayhem of TCWM until he revealed himself to be a…
  • Bill Cosby’s Lawyer: ‘Janice Dickinson Is A Liar’

    19 November 2014, 2:08 pm by: The Superficial

    Bill Cosby‘s lawyer already had to remove one statement denying rape allegations about his client, so let’s how well his response to Janice Dickinson‘s accusation that she was raped by Cosby in 1982 holds up. Via NBC 10 Philadelphia: “The only story…
  • Don’t Friend Taryn Manning On Facebook

    19 November 2014, 12:59 pm by: The Superficial

    Crossroads star (That was entirely relevant.) Taryn Manning has been arrested for threatening a former friend/maybe ex-girlfriend in violation of a previous restraining order, according to TMZ: Taryn had been ordered to stay away from Jeanine Heller, a former…
  • Let’s Take A Break From Rapists, Child Molesters, And Everything Else

    19 November 2014, 12:00 pm by: The Superficial

    It’s been a heady few days of rape, more rape, and reporters basically asking “alleged” rape victims why they didn’t just not get raped. So before I start writing about child rape (which I may completely flake out on before my soul falls out), let’s…
  • Thor Is People’s ‘Sexiest Man Alive’

    19 November 2014, 11:15 am by: Photo Boy

    Posted by Photo Boy Thor: The Dark World was a pile of shit, but definitely included a gratuitous shirtless scene of Chris Hemsworth because we really are a race of slightly smarter apes who still kill each other over shiny objects. Which is why every year the…
  • Don Lemon To Bill Cosby Accuser: ‘Did You Try Not Getting Raped?’

    19 November 2014, 10:13 am by: The Superficial

    Seen here letting Bill Cosby know that he’s ready for him and without being drugged (Unless that ruins it. In which case, why yes, he would like a drink…) CNN anchor Don Lemon demonstrated why so many of these women – and rape victims in general –…
  • Good Morning, Kat Torres, And Other News

    19 November 2014, 9:14 am by: The Superficial

    - Gwyneth Paltrow is an Oscar-winning contextual commerce-person. And don’t you forget it! - The Duggars are still awful. - The Parents Television Council just now figured out there’s fucking on Sons of Anarchy? - Enjoy The Tan Lines Before They Fade…
  • Janice Dickinson: ‘Bill Cosby Raped Me’

    18 November 2014, 9:07 pm by: The Superficial

    I had a long piece planned on why you have to be a fucking idiot to still be defending Bill Cosby, but that’s practically a moot point now thanks to former supermodel Janice Dickinson who just became the next, and most high profile, alleged victim to come…
  • The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 11.18.14

    18 November 2014, 3:00 pm by: Photo Boy

    Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed which starts with Ireland Baldwin‘s camel toe and includes a 40 pic bonus gallery of this year’s Miss BumBum Brazil Competition. That’s it? That’s all I’m going to write? Tell me I haven’t done my job here,…
  • Kim Kardashian Was Clenching Her Butt, You Guys, It Wasn’t Photoshop

    18 November 2014, 1:19 pm by: The Superficial

    “Kim Kardashian naked ass butt pussy” is still a huge search term right now (Never change, Internet.), so here she is telling an Australian talk show that her nude photo shoot for Paper is not the product of Photoshop, but of muscular clenching which…

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