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  • The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 10.1.14

    1 October 2014, 3:30 pm by: Photo Boy

    Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, the post that truly has something for everyone, starting with The Younger Jenner Child (frames that a little differently, huh?) for the Hansen crowd, Joanna Krupa for the Joe six-pack pervs, Nick Cannon being…
  • Justin Bieber Ditched Selena Gomez For The Kardashians

    1 October 2014, 2:33 pm by: The Superficial

    So here’s how Selena Gomez‘s trip to Paris Fashion Week went: 1. Before, or as soon as, she got there, Justin Bieber checked into a hotel with Kendall Jenner. 2. When she showed up to the same show as him later, he spent the entire time with the…
  • Diddy: ‘Jennifer Lopez’s Ass Is A Work of Art, Kim Kardashian’s Isn’t’

    1 October 2014, 1:42 pm by: The Superficial

    Diddy, or Puff Daddy, or whatever the fuck he’s called now (I vote for “Piffy.”) stopped by Access Hollywood yesterday where he referred to Jennifer Lopez’s ass as a “work of art” before completely writing off Kim Kardashian‘s as nothing special:…
  • Tracy Morgan Just Told Walmart To Go F*ck Itself

    1 October 2014, 1:15 pm by: The Superficial

    Seen here in one of the most random photographs you’ll ever see in your life, Tracy Morgan has issued a rare public statement since the car accident in June that left him needing months of physical therapy and killed his friend and mentor Jimmy Mack. It all…
  • Here’s How Awful Everything With Amanda Bynes Is Going

    1 October 2014, 12:24 pm by: The Superficial

    Like most people, I just assumed Amanda Bynes was off somewhere being heavily-medicated while her parents took fancy vacations with her money. But then over the weekend, she was picked up for DUI and everyone found out her conservatorship is over and she’s…
  • Wiz Khalifa Might’ve Cheated On Amber Rose With Twins

    1 October 2014, 11:16 am by: The Superficial

    So Wiz Khalifa and Amber Rose‘s divorce just got interesting (to me). According to Peter Rosenberg, a DJ on Hot 97 and friend of Amber Rose, she apparently walked in on Wiz banging fashion designers Jas and Ness Rose (above) who also happen to be twin…
  • Ben Affleck’s Penis Is In A Movie

    1 October 2014, 10:23 am by: The Superficial

    Ben Affleck can’t do a single interview without being asked about Batman, but somehow he managed to crack the Internet’s secret code and started talking about his dick which is like dangling a set of keys in front of us. I don’t even know where I am…
  • So I Guess We’re Doing This And Other News

    1 October 2014, 9:17 am by: The Superficial

    - Everybody’s in the Magic Mike sequel now except the one person who counts. - Leonardo DiCaprio has selflessly left his girlfriend to bang all the women George Clooney can’t now. - Believe In Your Selfie provided you have breasts for it. I say that as a…
  • The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 9.30.14

    30 September 2014, 3:30 pm by: Photo Boy

    Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, our daily post where you get to see boobies, then immediately feel better about being a pervert because at least you aren’t racist infected-cock sore Donald Sterling. It’s the best of both worlds considering your…
  • LeAnn Rimes Might Be Cropping Herself Into Family Photos Now

    30 September 2014, 2:45 pm by: The Superficial

    As part of her ongoing war with Brandi Glanville, LeAnn Rimes may have taken her crazy to some next level shit by allegedly Photoshopping herself into a photo of Eddie Cibrian and his sons. Via Fishwrapper: 1 — The child immediately on LeAnn’s left looks…
  • Michael Phelps Arrested For DUI

    30 September 2014, 1:55 pm by: The Superficial

    Olympic swimmer Michael Phelps was arrested this morning for DUI after driving almost 40 mph over the speed limit while almost twice the legal limit. TMZ reports: Our sources tell us … the USA Olympic legend was pulled over around 1:40 AM in his white Land…
  • Lena Dunham Believes In Paying Artists Now

    30 September 2014, 1:10 pm by: The Superficial

    After being called out by the New York Times and Gawker for not paying artists to perform during a promotional tour for the book she was paid a $3.7 million advance to write on top of charging people $38 more to see her talk about it, Lena Dunham has decided…
  • Jennifer Love Hewitt Sending Matt Damon A Bed Is Exactly How It Sounds

    30 September 2014, 12:28 pm by: The Superficial

    I often joke about how Jennifer Love Hewitt is a man-crazy mental patient hell-bent on doing whatever it takes to find her soulmate so she can climb into his carcass forever making them one. And that’s because it’s true and will apparently be the death of…
  • Adam Levine & Behati Prinsloo Are Banging While Covered In Blood

    30 September 2014, 11:18 am by: The Superficial

    Here’s the video for “Animals” which features Adam Levine stalking his wife Behati Prinsloo like a hipster serial killer before banging her naked body covered in blood. It’s the sexual fantasy of any healthy marriage provided your husband wants to fuck…
  • The Old Amanda Bynes Is Back

    30 September 2014, 10:21 am by: The Superficial

    I gave Amanda Bynes‘ parents a lot of shit about their conservatorship because they seemed to be more concerned about her money and a little too quick to blame everything on weed instead of admitting she has a severe mental illness. However, to their credit,…
  • Good Morning, Anais Zanotti, And Other News

    30 September 2014, 8:15 am by: The Superficial

    - Apparently Brad Pitt loves Shia LaBeouf. - Those Amy’s Baking Company crazies are trying to stab people now. - Sideboob: Ain’t nothing wrong with that. - Annie Lennox just took a shot at Beyonce. - David Hasselhoff just redeemed himself for letting…
  • The Crap We Missed – Monday 9.29.14

    29 September 2014, 4:00 pm by: Photo Boy

    Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed which you may notice isn’t the full forty pics it usually is after a weekend harvest of celebrity horseshit. I’m attributing this to one of two things. 1.) Everything is just a little different, if not slightly…
  • Lena Dunham Thinks Artists Should Work For Free

    29 September 2014, 2:58 pm by: The Superficial

    Lena Dunham landed a $3.7 million advance for her upcoming book Not That Kind of Girl which she’ll promote with an 11-city tour at a cost of $38 per ticket. It will feature a variety of artists who won’t see a dime of that money because their art isn’t…
  • Kelly Brook’s Single Again

    29 September 2014, 2:00 pm by: The Superficial

    Kelly Brook and David McIntosh reportedly broke up and surprisingly the reason wasn’t, “His dick was a boner all the time,” which would make sense, but according to the Daily Mail, it’s because he cheated on her giant, awesome breasts which doesn’t…
  • Emily Ratajkowski & Reese Witherspoon In Red

    29 September 2014, 1:00 pm by: The Superficial

    You’re probably thinking it’s a dick move to put Reese Witherspoon in a gallery with Emily Ratajkowski, and that I’m only doing it to make another joke about her being pregnant. And you’re right, but before I make the voices stop, I’d like to take a…
  • ‘Please, Just Let Me Look At Fashion With My Tits And My Baby’

    29 September 2014, 12:00 pm by: The Superficial

    “Guys, guys, please. I’m just a working mom trying to sit front row at a Paris fashion show with my tits and my baby. And Kanye West. I don’t know how you always show up when I’m out with my tits and my baby, and Kanye West, but you probably think…
  • Jennifer Lopez & Leah Remini Hit By Drunk Driver

    29 September 2014, 11:00 am by: The Superficial

    According to Jennifer Lopez‘s Instagram, she has a butt. And while that seems as good a place as any to wrap this post up because its work here is done, she also apparently got hit by a drunk driver on Saturday while sitting at a red light with Leah Remini…
  • We Live In A World Where George Clooney Is Married

    29 September 2014, 10:00 am by: The Superficial

    “Alzheimer’s. Had it for months now. So who’s the poor shmuck getting married?” If someone walked up to me and said, “Hey, did you hear George Clooney got married?” I’d punch that person square in the mouth for telling a lie so ridiculous I’d…
  • Jesus, Maitland Ward, Let Me Get Some Coffee First And Other News

    29 September 2014, 8:00 am by: The Superficial

    - Total Recall probably didn’t help Jessica Biel land a part in True Detective. - Chelsea Clinton had a baby. - There Are Sexy Chivers Among Us - Okay, the NFL isn’t all bad. You got me. - But just in case, Adrianne Curry promises to murder her son…
  • Anna Kendrick & Cara Delevingne Are Your New Fappening

    29 September 2014, 7:55 am by: The Superficial

    So it looks like we’re going to do this every weekend now because Anna Kendrick and Cara Delevingne are your latest celebrities to have nude photos leaked online by “hackers,” according to Gawker, who also reports a bunch of other people were in this…
  • The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 4.25

    27 September 2014, 12:26 pm by: The Superficial

    Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet where a lot of you apparently had trouble coping with the loss of Sam Elliott’s mustache as you goddamn should. What kind of a sick, twisted world is this? Get me out of it!…
  • The Crap We Missed – Friday 9.26.14

    26 September 2014, 1:00 pm by: Photo Boy

    Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed that features a shot of Shia LaBeouf, or more accurately, the outline of his stupid dick, which I thought we could all have some innocent fun with. Maybe laugh at it and reflect on how utterly vacuous and soulless Megan…
  • And Now Gerard Butler Trying To Bang A Woman On A Paddleboard

    26 September 2014, 12:37 pm by: The Superficial

    “Ya know, lass, the ocean’s like a great big chemical toilet when ya think about it.” “You’re still rich, right?” “Aye.” “Then I guess we’re doing this…” THE SUPERFICIAL | About • Facebook • Twitter Photos: AKM-GSI, Splash NewsRead…
  • Rob Schneider Wants His Freeze Peach Back!

    26 September 2014, 11:48 am by: The Superficial

    Okay, this picture is character assassination. You got me. Rob Schneider was hired by State Farm to make it look like the cool, hip insurance company that still remembers SNL sketches from the 90s. Instead, they were flooded by protestors understandably…
  • Kim Kardashian’s Practically Topless Breasts Need An Armored Car Now

    26 September 2014, 10:37 am by: The Superficial

    After being tackled by Vitalli Sediuk in Paris yesterday – Or the first time Kris Jenner naturally lubricated since 1986 as it shall be written in “The Apocalypse Scrolls.” – Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are traveling by armored car with armed guards…

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