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  • The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 7.22.14

    22 July 2014, 3:00 pm by: Photo Boy

    Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, the daily post where we cull together the drunk, unintentional butt flashes, the sober, completely intentional butt flashes, Vin Diesel‘s stupid fucking face looking stupid as fuck, and Chadwick Boseman looking…
  • Blake Lively GOOPed Early

    22 July 2014, 2:21 pm by: The Superficial

    If I had to list Blake Lively‘s accomplishments in order, they’d be the following: Great breasts. Great breasts. Great breasts. Risked getting karate-kicked to death by Jennifer Garner. Great breasts. Not too shabby legs. Great breasts. Oh, and something…
  • Did LeAnn Rimes Shit Herself? An Excuse To Post These Bikini Pictures

    22 July 2014, 1:13 pm by: The Superficial

    Just so we’re all clear what’s happening here: I’m already to the point where I can’t justify posting pics of LeAnn Rimes in a bikini just for the sake of posting LeAnn Rimes in a bikini because LeAnn Rimes is always in a bikini. I will, however,…
  • Is Selena Gomez A Lesbian Now?

    22 July 2014, 12:33 pm by: The Superficial

    Above are pictures of Selena Gomez and Cara Delevingne partying in St. Tropez which obviously raises the question: Is Selena Gomez a lesbian now? Granted, she looks pretty close to this dude, but Cara Delevingne is there. They’re practically kissing, but…
  • Someone Tell Farrah Abraham That Jessica Alba Doesn’t Look A Thing Like Her

    22 July 2014, 11:38 am by: The Superficial

    I talk a lot of shit about Jessica Alba, but that’s only because she won’t get naked, so it’s actually kind of cute when you think about it. Seductive, even. But at the end of the day, she is a Hollywood actress who gets cast in (quasi-)non-pornographic…
  • Jay Z & Beyonce Are Consciously Uncoupling

    22 July 2014, 10:39 am by: The Superficial

    A few weeks back, the Internet lost its shit after Beyonce started changing song lyrics to oddly specific accusations of Jay Z cheating on her. And now comes word that they’re trying to pretend to be happily married long enough to make it through their “On…
  • What’s Up, Arianny Celeste? And Other News

    21 July 2014, 9:37 pm by: The Superficial

    - George Clooney is “marrying up,” according to George Clooney. - Nobody watched LeAnn Rimes‘ reality show. You’re alright, humanity. - I didn’t know Kim Kardashian came in non-Armenian. - Jonah Hill officiated Adam Levine‘s wedding. Jonah Hill.…
  • The Crap We Missed – Monday 7.21.14

    21 July 2014, 4:00 pm by: Photo Boy

    Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed, fresh off my brief stint in County, because apparently in Obama’s America, masturbating in the post office is frowned upon relaxing three-day hiatus, so I’ve the usual overstuffed sausage of celebrity nonsense for…
  • Chris Brown Threw A Charity Kickball Game

    21 July 2014, 3:15 pm by: The Superficial

    Chris Brown just got out of jail for violating his probation from beating the shit out of a woman, so why wouldn’t Paris Hilton, Carmen Electra, Amber Rose, Christina Milian, and Kendall and Kylie Jenner show up to his charity kickball game? What does…
  • Where’d Selena Gomez’s Implants Go?

    21 July 2014, 2:31 pm by: The Superficial

    Because people like me will never understand how breasts work (Chlorophyll?), there’s been a lot of talk recently about Selena Gomez getting implants. Except here she is over the weekend looking noticeably less chestier which means she probably didn’t get…
  • Kanye West: A Blowfish Who Married His Dinosaur

    21 July 2014, 1:52 pm by: The Superficial

    Kanye West is GQ‘s cover interview for the month of August, and so naturally that comes with a goldmine of quotes about how he’s a blowfish, the Martin Luther King Jr. of celebrity rights, and married his dinosaur who’s also a fighter jet or something.…
  • Lindsay Lohan’s In A Bikini Again

    21 July 2014, 1:10 pm by: The Superficial

    When you’re a hard-working actress fresh off of an award for Biggest Comeback, it’s important to take a moment and relax on the yacht you’ve been blowing a man to be on for the past week. Also, pop a lot of zits. That’s really the key to this whole…
  • Putin Shot Stephen Seagal’s Estonian Blues Career Out of The Sky

    21 July 2014, 12:14 pm by: The Superficial

    While the passengers of Malaysia Airlines Flight MH17 and their loved ones suffered a horrific tragedy last week that shook the international community, no one’s talking about the real victim in all of this: Steven Seagal. Once an aspiring blues musician…
  • Anastasia Ashley & Logan Fazio Had A Butt-Off

    21 July 2014, 11:17 am by: The Superficial

    Because it’s been a depressing morning, here are Anastasia Ashley and Logan Fazio “The Pin-Up Paparazzo” having a butt-off in Miami over the weekend. And if that doesn’t brighten your mood, congratulations, you’re already dead and being cremated in…
  • Casey Kasem’s Body Is Missing Now

    21 July 2014, 10:46 am by: The Superficial

    So remember the other day when we all found out Casey Kasem‘s body was still sitting in a funeral home after he’s been dead for over a month? It’s missing now. And by missing I mean stolen by his widow and smuggled into Canada because his kids requested…
  • We Lost James Garner (1928 – 2014)

    21 July 2014, 10:02 am by: The Superficial

    While Lindsay Lohan continues to be humanity’s cockroach, legendary film and television actor James Garner died Saturday night at his home at the age of 86, and holy shit, did this guy lead a life: From physically battling an abusive stepmother to protect…
  • Let’s Start With Ashley Sky And Other News

    20 July 2014, 9:52 pm by: The Superficial

    - So obviously pregnant. Who are you fooling?! - The Royal Baby is walking. All shall perish. - There Are Sexy Chivers Among Us - Like Kim Kardashian knows her kid’s naptime. Or her name for that matter. - Science can’t even prove that women talk more…
  • The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 4.19

    18 July 2014, 8:07 pm by: The Superficial

    Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet coming at you way earlier than usual because you were robbed of a The Crap We Missed and, fuck it, it’s Friday in the middle of July. So here’s your commentical goodness for…
  • Devin Brugman Is The Crap I Missed – Friday 7.18.14

    18 July 2014, 1:13 pm by: The Superficial

    Alright, folks, Photo Boy’s off today, so The Crap We Missed will return Monday. So to make up for that, here are Devin Brugman‘s crazy awesome breasts and ass in a bikini which if I’m being honest, should make up for everything that’s gone wrong in…
  • What Happened To Britney Spears’ Face?

    18 July 2014, 12:22 pm by: The Superficial

    Here’s Britney Spears leaving a gym with her mom yesterday – I’ll assume this is related. – and seriously, what the hell is going on with her face? Are they starving her? Because my money’s on starving her. And yet nobody’s going to do anything.…
  • Hey, Look How Hot Kim Kardashian Is When She’s Next To A Dying Pregnant Woman

    18 July 2014, 11:34 am by: The Superficial

    Because her husband has only spent nine days with her since their wedding and doesn’t want to ruin his streak, here’s Kim Kardsahian in Mexico this week where she let his rapists take exclusive bikini photos of her for fun and profit. Plus she also tossed…
  • New Daredevil Will Bang Jessica From ‘True Blood’

    18 July 2014, 10:44 am by: The Superficial

    If you follow me on Facebook or Twitter, you already saw this yesterday, but you didn’t get to see it with sexy lingerie photos, so let’s all agree I blow dicks at social media. Anyway, Variety reports Deborah Ann Woll will play oddly-balding Matt…
  • Uh, Guys, I Don’t Think It Was The Russians

    18 July 2014, 9:57 am by: The Superficial

    While separatists armed by Putin almost definitely shot down Malaysia Airline Flight MH17 yesterday over the Ukraine, new information suggests far more sinister forces may be at work here. Buzzfeed reports: More than 100 delegates and family members of the…
  • What’s Up, Jaime Pressly’s Butt? And Other News

    17 July 2014, 9:41 pm by: The Superficial

    - Even Miley Cyrus can avoid the paparazzi, Kanye. It’s your wife. - And Kendra‘s pulling a Tori Spelling. Of course. - Bouncing Breast GIFs. Get on it. - Whoreling 1 and Whoreling 2 are going to be wonderful adults. Just wonderful. - Hey, let the man…
  • The Crap We Missed – Thursday 7.17.14

    17 July 2014, 3:00 pm by: Photo Boy

    Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, in which I white knight the shit out of some Chrissy Teigen hate, joyfully discover Keri Russell‘s butt, and ponder Michael Lohan‘s impractical choice of footwear. Unless those are steel-toe loafers, this man…
  • Gwyneth Paltrow Has A Boyfriend? Okay…

    17 July 2014, 2:05 pm by: The Superficial

    It’s no secret that Gwyneth Paltrow had tons of affairs while surreptitiously monogamous, but that was before she was locked in a battle to see who can be the most courteous separatist and still have sex with other people because it’s important to prove…
  • Courtney Stodden’s In A Lettuce Bikini Again

    17 July 2014, 1:25 pm by: The Superficial

    Because shoving giant cartoon tits into a lettuce bikini is the most effective, if not the only way to truly save the animals, here’s Courtney Stodden handing out veggie dogs at a PETA event on Capitol Hill yesterday. You’ll also notice her mother keeps…
  • ‘Cheesecakes Costs Monies?’

    17 July 2014, 12:32 pm by: The Superficial

    When Photo Boy slapped together these pics of Britney Spears leaving The Cheesecake Factory, he made sure to point out the look of sheer joy on her face. Which is almost definitely because of The Cheesecake Factory, but she could’ve just as easily watched…
  • Selena Gomez Got A New Tattoo

    17 July 2014, 11:27 am by: The Superficial

    If there’s one thing that sticks it to your ex while he plows his way through aquatic ass-beasts, it’s a new tattoo, so here’s Selena Gomez showing off hers on Instagram. It apparently translates to “Love Yourself First” which is incredible because…
  • Lindsay Lohan Won A ‘Biggest Comeback’ Award. The Lindsay Lohan.

    17 July 2014, 10:52 am by: The Superficial

    When director Paul Haggis quit Scientology, the church labeled him a suppressive person and vowed to destroy his life. Which seems like an idle threat until you see him in these pictures handing Lindsay Lohan a Biggest Comeback Award, so clearly these people…

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