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  • Lindsay Lohan Actually Looks Good? WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE! And Other News

    27 July 2014, 9:57 pm by: The Superficial

    - Jennifer Lawrence might be single again. - Aretha Franklin will eat her goddamn burger wherever she wants, Johnny Rockets. - So the axe goes up her butt? Is that what I’m supposed to take away from this? - Sunday Is A Good Day For Lingerie - And Sara…
  • The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 4.20

    26 July 2014, 1:35 pm by: The Superficial

    Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet because sometimes this site makes fun of celebrities instead of talking about nerd shit for an entire morning. (I’m as shocked as you are.) So enjoy all of that while I sit…
  • Comic-Con Day 2: I’m In Love With A Giant

    26 July 2014, 12:38 pm by: The Superficial

    Welcome to Day Two of our Comic-Con coverage which I’m telling myself will justify beefing this Friday to go see Guardians of The Galaxy and spending way too long writing a dick-joke laden review of it. Lies are fun. Anyway, let’s get to it. I’ve still…
  • The Crap We Missed – Friday 7.25.14

    25 July 2014, 3:00 pm by: Photo Boy

    The Crap We Missed where it’s just another day, another embarrassing, drunk public appearance for Kiefer Sutherland. This guy needs some new material. We’ve also got Vin Diesel basking in his almost non-speaking role in which he’s rendered completely…
  • Khloe Kardashian’s Acting Pregnant Now

    25 July 2014, 2:00 pm by: The Superficial

    I should probably spill my intestines with a knife for even knowing this, but I could’ve sworn there was an episode of the Keeping Up With The Kardashians where Khloe found out she couldn’t get pregnant because her uterus is lopsided (and a Sasquatch’s).…
  • Kate Gosselin’s Nanny Escaped To Tell Her Tale

    25 July 2014, 1:14 pm by: The Superficial

    In a surprising move considering Kate Gosselin‘s eyes see all, and in the darkness, all see Kate, one of her nannies has escaped the compound and is talking to the media about just how anal a shrill mother of eight kids can be. As for how the nanny escaped,…
  • Paris Hilton Made Another Carl’s Jr. Commercial

    25 July 2014, 10:45 am by: The Superficial

    Like a flare up that eventually goes away if you just stop itching it, Paris Hilton is being shoved into our faces again with a new Carl’s Jr. ad that she’s somehow getting all the credit for despite the fact it stars Hannah Ferguson and Paris is just a…
  • The Selena Gomez I Missed – Friday 7.25.14

    25 July 2014, 10:16 am by: The Superficial

    Selena Gomez and Cara Delevingne‘s lesbian vacation is officially over, so here are the rest of Selena’s outfits in St. Tropez that I didn’t post yesterday because I was too busy covering such hard-hitting news as Superman with a lightsaber and The Queen…
  • ‘Hot Tub Time Machine 2′ Has A Red Band Trailer And Other News

    25 July 2014, 9:00 am by: The Superficial

    - “How hard is it for you to grow a penis? I’m not asking much, am I?” - John Travolta‘s lawyers can’t stop his gay lover from writing a tell-all book. - Why Go To Comic-Con When Meg Turney Is At theCHIVE? - Justin Bieber is your new Robin Thicke.…
  • Comic-Con Day 1: Hope You Like Chins

    25 July 2014, 8:55 am by: The Superficial

    Comic-Con officially started yesterday, and the excitement was palpable provided your idea of excitement is looking at chins because literally two of the biggest stories are chin hair-based. I’m not even joking. So here’s a quick rundown of Day 1, and all…
  • The Crap We Missed – Thursday 7.24.14

    24 July 2014, 3:30 pm by: Photo Boy

    Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed that finds two of New York’s favorite sons out on their best behavior, with Alec Baldwin fraternizing with the homeless and Shia Labeouf actually wearing a clean-looking suit to court. Are they turning a new leaf,…
  • Stop Fapping To Jennette McCurdy’s Sexy Instagrams, Gross Boys

    24 July 2014, 2:34 pm by: The Superficial

    Above are Jennette McCurdy‘s leaked photos that I posted just so I had an excuse to write “Jennette McCurdy leaked photos” and make a million Internet dollars. (Redeemable for one free cat photo.) And below is her latest Instagram photo because Sam & Cat…
  • No One Ever Suspects Her Majesty’s Photobomb

    24 July 2014, 2:04 pm by: The Superficial

    While this post doesn’t directly involve Prince Charles, it does involve the vagina he was pulled from like a crying, squirming Excalibur, so close enough. *high fives Photo Boy* Here’s Her Royal Majesty photobombing an Australian field hockey team this…
  • The Butts of Leonardo DiCaprio’s Past And Present

    24 July 2014, 1:34 pm by: The Superficial

    Above are bikini photos of Leonardo DiCaprio‘s girlfriend Toni Garrn going for a swim in St. Tropez presumably after a morning of watching him karate kick the poopdeck. (That sentence was way more full of sexual intrigue than I intended.) And below is…
  • Zack Snyder Made Superman A Sith. Of Course.

    24 July 2014, 12:58 pm by: The Superficial

    For reasons known only to Zack Snyder, Henry Cavill, and Ben Affleck dressed like Princess Leia (not pictured), here’s Superman holding a lightsaber which Zack Snyder oddly tweeted last night along with the hashtag #SuperJedi because the man responsible for…
  • Nicki Minaj Has A Butt, Not Sure If You Knew

    24 July 2014, 12:18 pm by: The Superficial

    Here’s the cover for Nicki Minaj‘s new single “Anaconda” which apparently is a song written by and for her butt. Or it’s about the metaphysical struggle between the dueling natures of humanity. You know what? I bet it’s that. You can tell by the…
  • LeAnn Rimes & Eddie Cibrian Told His Kids About Their Affair

    24 July 2014, 11:50 am by: The Superficial

    And in a week, they’ll tell them about this one. Having kids is great! I don’t know how young is too young to tell a child daddy got tired of having sex with mommy and that’s why they live with a skeleton woman now, but apparently LeAnn Rimes and Eddie…
  • Charisma Carpenter’s Naked

    24 July 2014, 10:34 am by: The Superficial

    While the entire Internet’s a flutter over Mommy Porn: The Movie and all the pube-pulling that dwells within, intrepid journalist Kevin alerted me to Charisma Carpenter tweeting a nude photo of herself last night to celebrate her birthday. How old is she? It…
  • ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’ Has A Trailer

    24 July 2014, 9:50 am by: The Superficial

    Here’s the first official trailer for Fifty Shades of Grey which is interesting only in the sense that Hollywood has officially lowered itself to making a movie that’s based on a book that was originally Twilight fan-fiction until the character’s names…
  • What’s Up, Andrea Calle? And Other News

    23 July 2014, 10:54 pm by: The Superficial

    - I’ve always thought these two should get together. - Kid Rock‘s glass dildo has been subpoenaed. You just read that. - If You Like Tattoos, Get In Here - The fucking Amish are sick of hearing Farrah Abraham‘s shit. - The more I hear Blake Lively…
  • The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 7.23.14

    23 July 2014, 3:00 pm by: Photo Boy

    Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, where I’ll shoot you straight and tell you I’m about to make nothing but anal sex jokes. First, it’s David Beckham learning the hard way why you never turn down John Travolta‘s invite to a Sea Org cruise,…
  • Justin Bieber Used A Wheelchair To Skip Lines At Disneyland ‘Allegedly’

    23 July 2014, 2:03 pm by: The Superficial

    When it rains Justin Bieber is a shithead posts, it pours, so here’s a picture of him at Disneyland tweeted by SWAGGYJB3194 and you’ll probably notice he’s in a wheelchair. According to TMZ, it’s because he used it to cut in line at Disneyland, but…
  • Britney Spears Has A Lingerie Line Now

    23 July 2014, 1:27 pm by: The Superficial

    Despite the fact we know she looks like Ann Coulter and Odo from DS9‘s fuck-baby now, here’s a completely realistic promo image for Britney Spears‘ lingerie line which we’re supposed to believe is designed by her even though it’s called “The…
  • Leonardo DiCaprio Knows Karate

    23 July 2014, 12:27 pm by: The Superficial

    Either because he’s seen the Internet comments about his weight gain, or he’s a Bond villain (“The game’sh over, Allthepushy.”), here’s Leonardo DiCaprio doing karate for the paparazzi on a yacht yesterday. Which reminds me. Have you ever noticed…
  • Selena Gomez & Cara Delevingne Are Still Partying

    23 July 2014, 11:38 am by: The Superficial

    The “media” will try and tell you that Selena Gomez is on this yacht with her new boyfriend Tommy Chiabra even though it’s obvious she’s having hot lesbian sex with Cara Delevingne who has the sort of soft, delicate hands she’s accustomed to. In…
  • Lana Del Rey F*cked ‘A Lot’ of Industry People To Get A Record Deal, It Didn’t Work

    23 July 2014, 11:12 am by: The Superficial

    Over the past few months, Lana Del Rey has given a series of exhausting interviews that you haven’t seen on this site because I’m pretty sure I just said they were exhausting. Pay attention. And now she’s given a new one to Complex that has everybody all…
  • The Police Are Telling Justin Bieber’s Neighbors To Place Him Under Citizen’s Arrest

    23 July 2014, 10:28 am by: The Superficial

    After being called to Justin Bieber‘s Beverly Hills condo six times over the weekend for noise violations from the parties he threw on both Saturday and Sunday night, the police have basically just said “fuck it” and are telling his neighbors to place…
  • Good God, Michelle Lewin, And Other News

    22 July 2014, 8:47 pm by: The Superficial

    - What the hell is in Charlie Hunnam‘s backpack?! - Billy Bob Thornton is fucking pissed about Cupcake Wars. PISSED. - Festival Girls Like To Have Fun - Paris Hilton thinks she built her “empire” all by herself. - These are some weird-ass Nina Agdal…
  • The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 7.22.14

    22 July 2014, 3:00 pm by: Photo Boy

    Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, the daily post where we cull together the drunk, unintentional butt flashes, the sober, completely intentional butt flashes, Vin Diesel‘s stupid fucking face looking stupid as fuck, and Chadwick Boseman looking…
  • Blake Lively GOOPed Early

    22 July 2014, 2:21 pm by: The Superficial

    If I had to list Blake Lively‘s accomplishments in order, they’d be the following: Great breasts. Great breasts. Great breasts. Risked getting karate-kicked to death by Jennifer Garner. Great breasts. Not too shabby legs. Great breasts. Oh, and something…

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