Here is a SANS FARDS and pregnant Celine Dion with her family on the cover of Canada's 7 Jours magazine. This is how the cover of a celebrity weekly is really done, because each one of their facial expressions is a new kind of hilarious. René Angél...

A bunch of Guns N' Roses fans in Dublin must have not received the world memo stating that Axl Rose is just like all of our relatives: the asshole is always tardy for the party! This is why you have to write the start time on the invitation as an hou...

Chelsea Handler used to spend most of her nights wearing a lion mask and trying to scratch at Animal Planet's Dave Salmoni while he tamed her wild pussy, but not anymore. Chelsea has hung up her lion head for now and is no longer nibbling on Salmoni'...

If former equal opportunity fucker Tom Hardy makes you wet swoon in or around all the parts that matter, you and this video of him popping that ass will be very very very VERY happy together. Just make sure to use a computer condom and wipe your seat...

Glee's Chris Colfer visits a leather daddy bar for Rolling Stone. Chris has got that look on his face because he's worried that he's the only one wearing a nipple chain - Towleroad Kellan Lutz has got that McConaughey-itis disorder where he can't put...

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Jennifer Aniston left the Cabbage Patch Dolls with the sitter last night to have cocktails and dinner at the Sunset Tower Hotel with 29-year-old Harry Morton. A nosy witness type tells Radar that Jennifer sat close to him (THEY'RE FUCKING) during din...

Some people just really know how to tell a story in a way that makes you want to clap and throw a bouquet of roses at them afterwards. And this goth Cathy with glasses who witnessed a robbery attempt is one of them. I want to sit next to her at a Den...

Oh, I've been waiting for Prince Von A Hole's all-natural crazy to poke out! Ever since Zsa Zsa Gabor started winking at the angels above, her husband Frederic von Anhalt has been polite with his comments about her condition. Prince Von A Hole has be...

If Kelly Osbourne's skin was covered with molten Tang and she had tits the size of Cisco Adler's slinky nutsack, I'd almost mistake her for England's finest rose JODIE MARSH! And that is a comparison that every woman lives to hear. Blame it on the we...